X-Men: The Story of a Mistaken Apprentice

Martin 2022-04-19 09:01:17


I'm Tutu, today I want to tell a story about accepting a wrong apprentice.

You know, since ancient times, human beings are not just human beings, but a considerable number of them are actually mutants. These mutants have all kinds of innate magical abilities, or run faster than others, fly higher than others , or self-gravity or deformed, in short, it is very boring.

These mutants live on earth with humans. Some of them are good at disguising themselves and mix with humans. You can't tell the difference. Some of them can't control the power in their bodies and become depressed and angry. Some will cause trouble; some are proud of their magical abilities, disdain to coexist with inferior humans on the earth, and always try to dominate the world and rebuild the world.

The great devil Apocalypse is such a arrogant mutant. He is the oldest mutant in the world. He was born in the desert of ancient Egypt. His magical ability is to graft his soul into the body of other mutants. , and every time you graft, you can also harvest the magical ability of this person. That is to say, as long as Apocalypse continuously transitions his soul to other mutants, he can continue to survive, and through this transition, he constantly strengthens himself, and eventually becomes the strongest ultimate mutant king in this universe.

However, one day, when Apocalypse was transitioning his soul again, his apprentice suddenly rebelled, and the transition ceremony was forced to be interrupted. Apocalypse was buried under the earth's core by the collapsed Egyptian Grand Palace and slept for tens of thousands of years.

After thousands of years of time rotation and many years of confrontation and struggle, mutants are no longer a secret in this world, and they have also found a certain mechanism of peaceful coexistence with humans. Most mutants suppress their nature and coexist with humans in a mediocre form. Professor X also opened a special school to teach mutants how to control their abilities, brainwash them, and learn about human civilization. But there are still many mutants in this world who cannot control themselves, and there are still many evil humans who always treat mutants as aliens, and many mutants live in darkness.

For example, an archangel with a pair of fleshly wings is locked in a cage, and a nightcrawler who can teleport forcibly fights for fun. For example, Magneto, who takes off his uniform and just wants to live a peaceful life, only hurts his family because he saves a person with his superpower. Life, such as the unnamed Leng Touqing with fire-breathing eyes and Qin, whose mind is beyond the sky, are regarded as aliens.


This world is not as good as imagined, the world is still very bad, Mystique said to Professor X, I want to reorganize the young version of the X-Men to defend the world. Including the former X-Men member Smurf Beast who turned into a leopard without taking medicine; as well as Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Jean, and Quicksilver, in short, this X-Men is very young.

On this day, Apocalypse was suddenly awakened by a group of devout idiots. When Apocalypse woke up, he found that the world was no longer the world it was before, the black in front of him was not black, and the white in front of him was what the fuck was white. He doesn't understand this world, and when he goes out, he doesn't have a large sedan chair and thousands of people worship him, and he is ruthlessly ridiculed by several dealers and pawns in a row. The way of television has studied the changes in the world for thousands of years, understood the origin and development of human civilization, and realized that the human beings are no longer what they used to be, and they can no longer become their subordinates.

Apocalypse is like a middle-2 boy who has fallen out of favor. He said that the human world is in chaos, full of noise, deceit, and human civilization is like a big joke. In order to mend his wounded glass heart, Apocalypse decided to destroy all civilizations created by human beings in this world, turn everything into ashes, and then rebuild a new world on top of the ruins.

Haha, after saying so much, it's not just trying to transform the world into a familiar look, sleeping for thousands of years, Tianqi Dada still misses the beauty of the past, and he is a sentimental person.

Once you have set your goals, you are really motivated. Apocalypse immediately decided to accept a few apprentices as thugs first, and took the apprentices to practice and level first. When he was in Egypt, Apocalypse accepted his first apprentice, Storm with Moxigan and yellow hair. Jike Junyi (please note: Jike Junyi is a fangirl of Mystique); then take Jike Junyi to collect the soul plate with a katana sword, eyes cold as a chest, and a very touching soul plate; then take Jike Junyi with him Yi and Ling Dian went to collect the archangel birdman whose wings had been damaged; and then took Ji Ke Junyi, Ling Dian and Birdman to collect the Magneto Fashark who was in grief over the loss of his family (please note: Fasha is a good friend of the professor).


Apocalypse bought the equipment for them one by one, upgraded their brainwashing, and conferred the good name of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse for them. The actual rewards and beautiful false names are available, and then follow me well. Let Apocalypse destroy and rebuild the world together. Come on, Sao Nian, our journey is the sea of ​​stars.

However, Apocalypse is a naughty middle school boy after all. When Magneto and Professor X were chatting online with their brainwaves alone, Apocalypse coveted Professor X's mind control ability and forced the line to control Professor X to launch a few missiles, and he kept going. came and kidnapped the professor. Apocalypse likes this magical ability very much, because it is completely equivalent to the ability to defy the sky. Think about it, if you are playing games, you can send private messages to the players in the station. This is like the players suddenly have the context of God. existence.

Apocalypse can't wait to go online with Professor Brainwave, test the new function, and send a message to the fools all over the world - the civilization you have created for this world is a spicy chicken~ I'm going to destroy your civilization. ~ You have no opinions, ah hahaha, you have no use, you have no use ~

Tianqi is happy, hahahahahahahahaha, you don't respect my stupid, I can finally go out, I have to build a monarch A totalitarian slave society, that is my kingdom. What's even more gratifying is that Apocalypse really likes the function of unified private messaging in the station, and can't wait to have it. So Apocalypse ordered his apprentices Jike Junyi, Birdman and Spirit Disc to defend against the confrontation of the X-Men, and ordered Magneto to destroy the civilization of this world, while he secretly joined the professor on the side, ah no, it was soul conversion .

It was too late to say it was too soon. At the most critical moment, the Nightcrawler escaped the interception of the Birdman, made a quick three-pointer, scored an easy basket, and the professor was saved. Apocalypse is very angry, Birdman is very angry, Lingdi is very angry, Jike Junyi is very angry, Fasha is not angry, Fasha has been silently recycling scrap iron.

Birdman was very angry and ran after the X-Men's plane, and finally crashed and died; Lingdi was very angry, and chopped up and down with his samurai sword, and finally found that he couldn't beat it, and the moment Apocalypse was about to lose, he resolutely escaped. ;Jike Junyi was very angry. At first, he was angry because the X-Men blocked Apocalypse's great plan. Later, he was angry because Apocalypse actually hurt his idol Mystique. He decisively turned against the tide and helped the X-Men beat Apocalypse. ; Fa shark was not angry at first, but also became angry later, because Tian Qi madly beat up his good friend professor, and resolutely went against the water and beat Tian Qi madly.


Apocalypse was very angry. Among the four apprentices he accepted, one was too hot to hang up in minutes, the other was just watching from the sidelines and finally ran away, and the other two were fucking anti-water. So the whole body shines, ready for a big fight. Qin, who was watching by the side, finally couldn't stand it anymore. She released her energy with all her heart, and reached a climax every minute. It was as if a divine light was gushing out from her body. This light was extremely dazzling. A crit came down, and the apocalypse was greatly reduced to ashes and died.

After reading this story, we also understand.
1: Don't think about destroying the earth and ruling the world if you have nothing to do. History has proved that it is usually a good end.
2: Accepting apprentices is really a fucking technical job. If you don't have leadership skills, don't work with porcelain.
3: If you accept an apprentice, don't accept a fan girl. If you accept a fan girl as an apprentice, don't beat his idol.
4: Don’t accept anyone with a history of rebellion when accepting apprentices. Everyone on earth knows that Magneto Fasha has been focusing on rebellion for a hundred years.
5: Ugly people really do a lot of mischief, such as Apocalypse.

Note: The picture in question is the second apprentice spiritual disc received by Tianqi Da, if anyone has her WeChat, please help me tell her: I like her very much, it would be better if you can add WeChat.

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  • [deleted scene]

    Charles Xavier: [to Storm] You're not comfortable with all this, are you? You're not like them.

    Ororo Munroe: Don't try to get in my head.

    Charles Xavier: I don't have to read your mind to know what it is you're thinking. You're not a killer.

    Ororo Munroe: You don't know me. You didn't grow up in a place where superstition and dark religion hold a lot more sway than your degrees, Professor. I barely survived my own village, my own family. They all thought I was a curse on the Earth.

    Charles Xavier: Are you going to prove them right? Are you going to prove them right?

  • [deleted scene]

    Kurt Wagner: Where are you from?

    Jubilee: Beverly Hills.

    Kurt Wagner: Ah, the hills! It must be beautiful, I've never been to the mountains.