Double 11 just finished abusing a single dog
The strongest blind date group in the history of superheroes has landed in China
All of them have unique skills, they are invulnerable to swords and guns, handsome men and beautiful women
Not only in the video introduction
He also personally went to the Temple of Heaven in Beijing to pray for marriage
I hope I can sell it for a good price and save some more dowry
Spend a lot of money to pack a few sluts and send them all the way to China for a blind date
The box office has exceeded 400 million, but the praise and criticism are mixed
In order to pay for the good intentions of Daddy DC
I still have to write a blind date post summary after reading it .
Who told me to save the money for watching Marvel to Zhenglian?
No matter how good you are, at least Miss Gadot can lick the screen.
Vol.01 is responsible for appearance
wonder woman
Dating/Dating/Files/Files
Age : Over 5000 years old
Identity : Daughter of Zeus and the Amazon Queen
Big Baby : Mantra Lasso, God-killing Sword, Bulletproof Bracelet
Super power : legs two meters eight! All men and women eat! Beautiful!
Nickname : Sister Meiman
Wonder Woman is a great hero to DC
She used the evil smile in "Superman v Batman" not only to save the IQ of Superman and Batman offline
It also captured a large number of fans and directly opened the next independent film
Then , as expected , it exploded on the screen at home and abroad
With the power of one person , I have brushed countless good impressions and saved DC's reputation
I thought that such a Wonder Woman would be a key member of the Zhenglian Association
I didn't expect DC, your stepmother would just pull the heroine over to pose
Miss me, Wonder Woman not only holds a four-piece artifact set, but also has a demigod bloodline
Has a beautiful figure without dead ends in all directions, and is proficient in shooting and fighting
In "Zhenglian", you can only block bullets and knock on your wrist.
Rescue the hostages, I knock! Shock the big boss, I knock!
If you can't beat it, you have to run, but also knock knock knock!
OMG! Director, are you jealous of my Wonder Woman's invincibility?
Is her sword and shield a decoration, and the rope is only for interrogation?
Go back and watch the duel in the Super Bat vs Wonder Woman movie
It's obvious that after the awakening of Wonder Woman, there is no limit!
Director, you steal my Gadot power! !
Well, I can only bear it
At least the status of the face value and the spiritual leader is still there
If there is no Gadot in this Zhenglian, I am afraid that half of the audience will not know what they are watching.
I'm still the old saying
Wonder Woman please face me! !
Vol.02 Gold Master Dad
Batman
Dating/Dating/Files/Files
Age : 47
Origin : Gotham City's richest man, Playboy
Big baby : Batman's special sports car, plane, motorcycle, base...
Superpowers : The brains and financial masters of the Justice League, super rich
Nicknames : Lord, The Dark Knight
Although the first hero without superpowers
But he has long been the dream lover of all women
Yes, but I'm not talking about this old version of Batman
How pathetic is this version of Affleck Batman?
In addition to being rich, he can only tell jokes
The mask can't squeeze his fleshy face , and the bat suit can't embarrass his beer belly
If you say that you can't keep your figure, it's okay, but the IQ of the master is also hung up.
In [Justice League], he is a well-deserved brain leader
As a result, it became difficult to invite heroes from all walks of life
Then he waved his hand to indicate that he was too old to move.
The big boss can't beat it, and the little minions have to work hard
In the final battle, the only way Batman can think of is to die
Whoops, where's the dude in Gotham City?
Are you still the bat that used a scheme to hang and beat Little Superman?
Are you blind when you fall into the swamp of "base love"?
PS: But seeing the bat being beaten by Superman is very relieved
Vol.03 Responsible for Power
Neptune
Dating/Dating/Files/Files
Age : unknown
Origin : King of Atlantis
Big Baby : Trident for Aquaman
Super powers : amphibious, long flowing hair and a beard that has not been cut for thousands of years
This man of the sea has the perfect temperament of an artistic youth
He is the descendant of the Queen of Atlantis and the lighthouse keeper
Although he can talk to fish, it is useless in the movie
Although he has a trident, he doesn't seem to have any power at all.
Like a lone wolf coming and going, and like a mad shark rebellious
It's a pity that DC's father is reluctant to let him pretend
It's obvious that you have a good skin bag , but there is no skin bag .
Batman delusions of recruiting Aquaman into the league without salary
Was slammed by the sea king like a chicken and asked questions:
Say, who is the man with the biggest breast in the world?
tsk tsk, the chest of the seahorse king
What a pity just to see
↓↓↓ ↓↓↓
Whether it's a man or a woman, you can't challenge his bust
Fortunately, DC will have a separate Aquaman movie next.
Otherwise, Haibao's vase is not worth it.
Vol.04 in charge of speed
flash
Dating/Dating/Files/Files
Age : early 20s
Origin : orphan
Super power : automatic power generation, the world's fastest man
Nickname : Little Flash
Some people switch genders after being struck by lightning, and some people transmigrate into princes
But he got the speed of lightning after being hacked
As a polytechnic otaku who generates his own power
The role in Justice League is to make friends and pick up things
Flash is still cute
The fastest, the fastest
It's a pity, how do you pretend to be able to run or not?
It's just a race against Superman.
Vol.05 Electronic Tools
steel
Dating/Dating/Files/Files
Age : early 20s
Superpowers : Mobile U disk, DC version of Iron Man
Originally an athlete, he suffered a big explosion
In order to survive, choose to transform into a half-human half-machine fusion
Originally the most promising character to become the second "Iron Man"
After all, having a mother box of energy in the body is much more insane than spending money to build armor.
But DC is still reluctant to let Cyborg pretend
So Cyborg is just a mobile hacker
It doesn't even matter to fight
There is also a feudal old parent in this film: Steppenwolf
He is from the alien planet Apocalypse, belongs to the God Race, and has infinite power
As the villain of the film, he only cares about two things
One is to stop you non-humans and humans from interracial blind dates
The second is to collect the most advanced figure in the universe: the mother box
What is the mother box? There are only three in the whole earth!
This thing that looks like a Rubik's cube probably brings together the world's martial arts cheats
I don't know if I can eat it. Anyway, the villain can destroy the earth with it.
Well DC it doesn't matter if you're lazy and don't want to explain
It's just a tool after all
A country under the sea of Atlantis in Aquaman
A paradise island in Wonder Woman's hometown
But unfortunately, these prehistoric strongest families are all miserable later .
A lonely island, a deep seabed
For a long time, it is still the most powerful human being
There is also a body directly implanted into the steel bone
For the sake of the three boxes, Steppenwolf came to Earth many times to make troubles
The first time he came, the gods of the earth defeated him
The second time he decided to dry the box first, so
He used the offline pyramid selling method to create a large number of monsters with wings [like demons]
With the army, I visited the hometowns of several protagonists
Under the pressure of the second villain Steppenwolf
Under the coordination and leadership of the local tyrant
Five people formed the Justice League
Fight to the end for the freedom of the entire planet!
This year, Marvel's Spider-Man Thor is proud of each other's love
The global box office harvest is eye-catching
And DC's Batman and Iron Man are always dragged down by word-of-mouth box office
Even the posters reveal the loneliness of single aristocrats
but don't know why
The children of the Marvel family are full of spring breeze even if their abilities are no longer available
Such as Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Captain America
No matter how powerful the DC children are, they are still frowning
It's a tough fight
In chronological order, the order of formation of the Justice League is as follows:
In "Wonder Woman" , Diana came to the world from Paradise Island, sacrificed the human male ticket, and defeated the god of war Ares
In "Superman Man of Steel" , Superman was abandoned by his parents to the earth, and after experiencing the education of truth, goodness and beauty, he grew up into a five-good young man
In "Superman v Batman "
Superman works hard to protect the earth, but is misunderstood by Batman
After a big battle, I found out that it was too late to meet, so I joined Wonder Woman
The three giants meet to jointly deal with the ugly big boss Doomsday
Because teammates are not strong, superman pawns
The Earth is missing a free security guard , and Batman finds he can't do it alone
So I used my face and money to pull people everywhere to join the Justice League
In this film, the resurrection of Superman is undoubtedly the biggest highlight
That is, if the upper body is resurrected! ! !
(Here I think of Wolverine's underwear stalk that will never burst)
Superman found abandoned by good friend Batman after resurrection
Angry and blackened , it is effortless to beat the five members of the Justice League
Seeing this, I can only sigh
Sure enough, only Superman is DC's own.
Real is awesome
Without him, everyone would be crushed by the wasteland wolf
With him, Steppenwolf only gets flattened
The director of the film , Zach Snyder , is good at shooting epic scenes
In fact, he is better at shooting the love and hatred of [Big Breasted Male God]
The action scenes in the film are all solidly shot
Therefore , there is a sense of sadness and grandeur
It's a pity that during the filming, his beloved daughter died, and Director Zha had to resign
Warner Bros. Spend $25 Million for Additional Director
Then the director invited is actually the director of Marvel next door
That's great, the final movie that came out after modifying the tune-up style is different
Box-office flops for DC hero films before united 'Wonder Woman'
The Justice League team formation process can be described as twists and turns
People who like Zhenglian can always find something interesting from this movie
For example - look at the face
People who don't like it can only sigh
Extensive cuts from the original movie in the trailer
Can't see it anyway
As for me, I'm still very happy
Gadot is too handsome, Aquaman is too manly
Gadot's long legs can at least make three more movies
After all, with her, there is the first superhero movie in the United States.
I hope these two single-player movies don't have any moths
My name is a superhero, my wish is world peace
And next year, but double eleven
Ah, ah, ah, just fight, don't laugh like that
What a foul!
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