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Randy 2022-09-06 09:53:27

-that out there? that's my grave.

-wait, what?

-on one of our adventures,rick and i basically destroyed the whole world,so we bailed on that reality,and we came to this one.because in this one,the world was't destoryed.and in this one,we were dead .so we came here and, and we buried ourselves, and we took their place. and every morning, i eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse.

-so you're not my brother?

-i'm better than your brother.i'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "don't run."

nobody exists on purpose.

nobody belongs anywhere.

everybody's gonna die.

come watch TV.

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  • Tia 2021-10-20 19:00:15

    I'm in great pain, please help me

  • Dane 2021-10-20 19:00:49

    Look good, look good! ! ! ! ! Seeing that the producer turned out to be Dan Harmon, what a shit! ! ! ! hahahahahahahahahahaha! Awww Biiitch, i dunno what to say.. hahahaha

Rick and Morty quotes

  • Alien Werner Herzog: I have dwelt amongst the Humans. Their entire Culture revolves around their penises.

  • Voice Over: Today, on How they Do it: Plumbuses. First, they take the Dinglebop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The Shleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the Dinglebop and they push it through the Grumbo. Where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the Fleeb is rubbed because the Fleeb has all of the Fleeb juice. Then a Schlamie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the Fleeb, there are several hizzards in the way. The Blamphs rub against the Chumbles. And the Plubis and Grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

    Rick: I always wondered how Plumbuses got made.