You overestimate human nature.
If you don't work, where will your reputation come from?
You won't always get what you want.
If you can't take a photo, you have to ask a thousand questions.
Truth comes from lies.
If you don't trust steroids, you don't have to trust your doctor either.
I need some special talent.
Liars are tricked out.
One symptom, five doctors give five answers.
My experience is: when breaking in, it's best to bring a white woman with you.
"I speak my heart" is just another way of saying "I'm a jerk".
Tapeworms can lay 20,000 to 30,000 eggs a day.
You feel cheated by life, so you want to take revenge on the world.
We can live with dignity, but we cannot die with dignity.
A pretty woman won't go to medical school unless she's hurt as much as her beauty.
This bastard is our best doctor.
He healed you, you can't heal him.
You lied to a friend for a stranger?
Episode 2 --------
You asked for my opinion first and now doubt my diagnosis?
The breathing rate decreases and the brain thinks the body is dying, so it sends a pulse to wake the body up.
Anyway, this kid is going to get his diploma in a diaper and in a wheelchair.
Thirty percent of fathers don't know they're raising a child for someone else.
Smart, but sadly wrong.
"So when you say 'call me if you need anything' do you mean don't call?"
"No, I mean call me if I can do something."
"Some painkillers?"
"Okay."
"Cheers!"
Another reason I don't like seeing patients: If they don't know what you look like, they won't yell at you.
Why should we get so hung up on what I've done?
Our erroneous treatment has ruined any hope of a correct diagnosis.
Episode 3 --------
If you're going to rule out cases one by one, maybe alphabetical order would be quicker.
I am a certified diagnostician specializing in epidemiology and nephrology, and I am currently the only physician employed in this clinic who has been oppressed against her will.
You're not a good doctor, are you?
Anything can cause a rash.
We are doctors and we tell them what they believe.
His perverted ideas are usually right.
Is mystery a new euphemism for sex?
Your pretence is indeed charming.
He's getting better, but that doesn't prove you're right, only that he's getting better.
In order to justify the charge of 200 yuan, the doctor felt that he should actually do something.
Seven thousand people die every year from pharmacy staff errors, as much as doctors' errors, but still don't get in the way of their bonuses.
The simplest explanations are always shocking.
If emotion can make you rational, it wouldn't be called emotion, right?
Good things often lure us on the way to truth.
Facts are usually always wrong.
what do you want? Do you want the doctor to hold your hand when you die, or the doctor to ignore you when you get better?
I've been practicing medicine for 20 years, and you don't surprise me.
Cells multiply at different rates in different organs, every 3 years you have a new kidney, every week a new inner stomach lining...
I never doubted myself.
Episode 4 --------
If you lived under water for nine months, you would spit out a lot too.
People don't bother me until they have teeth.
That's why I don't have to waste money seeing a psychiatrist because you can always give me this free and accurate psychological advice.
There is a difference between contagion and coincidence.
It takes two days to learn these things, and it is estimated that the autopsy will take so long.
Very typical question, "How sick is he?" you can't answer?
It's easier to die by yourself than to watch others die.
Does your ex-boyfriend look like your husband?
The most successful marriages are built on lying.
It is unethical to let one patient know about another patient's treatment.
Their child is dying, and if you finish talking and the parents don't burst into tears, you're definitely not telling the truth.
We are the ones who breed these superbugs.
Unfortunately, all these clever reasons are wrong.
Viruses are more difficult to deal with than bacterial infections, and we have yet to find a cure for the common cold.
I'm the most curious person in the world, but not curious about mortal trivia.
Thank goodness these chairs are so comfortable!
Episode 5 --------
When you read outstanding poetry, there are more cases.
Studies have shown that cigarette smoke can be very effective in controlling enteritis.
Most of the drugs I prescribe are addictive or dangerous, the only difference is that it is completely legal.
You committed 4 out of 7 deadly sins in 2 minutes.
Those who die from lung cancer do so because of guilt.
"Making you a nun doesn't make you a saint either."
"Being a doctor doesn't make you heal everyone."
I'm preventing you from killing your patients.
It's wrong to do it, it's wrong not to do it, damn it.
"Some patients just die for no reason, and sometimes they get better for no reason."
"No, no, we just don't know the reason." What
makes it hard for me is the concept of faith. Faith is not based on logic and experience.
"She puts God in her body, and it's easy to deal with tumors."
"Maybe she's allergic to God."
Episode 6 --------
"You're a doctor?"
"I have my own stethoscope."
I Just wondering how a misplaced uterus could be causing the noise in the head.
He likes lunatics and the way they think.
Only time will change the minds of selfish, nonsense teenagers.
Bergin is not very adventurous, and does not drink milk on the last day of the shelf life.
Episode 7------- The
disease has no motive, but the doctor has.
If everyone knows it's a lie, is it still a lie?
Are symptoms related to cup size?
Yes, such a waste of time for a responsible doctor in such a situation.
They are always so busy looking for tumors that they can't find them until the patient is dead.
In the late stages of African trypanosomiasis, nearly all parasites are inside the brain.
One in ten patients will die from sleep disorder treatment.
Your logic is bulletproof.
Foreman, get that husband. Chase, get that wife.
I don't ask patients why they lie, I just assume they are lying.
We all make mistakes and we all pay the price.
Episode 8 --------
Every parent always thinks that their child is innocent, but it often backfires.
When you're an addict, you think of others as addicts too.
I'm too handsome for paperwork.
I guess "a little hope" is the British way of saying "dead".
A doctor with great magic.
I could meet his gentleman's eyes for hours.
He has a manly chest and a chin full of stubble.
It hurts me for all that God has given him
...
Maternal instinct is always irrational.
"I can't believe it."
"Pinch yourself."
Judging by the confidence you strode in, you've checked out that chemical.
"Why do you think this diagnosis is correct?"
"The same reasons as last time."
"Who are those people?"
"Oh, they are the arrogant bastards who saved your life."
Episode 9 -- ------
Everyone is paralyzed, can he make him paralyzed again?
DNR means "don't rescue," not "don't treat."
Are you talking about your dick in the third person?
If you get a heart attack from snubbing diabetes, they'll kill you.
It would be nice to have an injunction to keep you off duty.
When I hired you, I knew you were a lunatic, and I would keep trying to stop you from doing crazy things. But once a fait accompli, trying to convince you to stop is crazy in itself.
Some doctors have a messiah complex and they need to save the world.
Each family had a history of heart disease and mental illness.
Do me a favor and let me find out what's wrong with you. If you still want to kill yourself then, I will help you.
I got the music, you got the truth. It makes you think nonstop, it makes you paranoid. Let's be great, let's be the best. What we miss is everything else.
If you also make that many judgments, you will have a correct one too.
Don't get me wrong, I can overcome joy.
Episode 10 --------
A neurologist got it wrong on a neurological question?
Homeless people are best at two things: getting sick and playing tricks.
I need a reason to talk crap.
In Swedish, the word "friend" can be translated as "stupid lame".
Episode 11 -------
His hair will tell us what medicines he took in 60 days.
My only side effects are pain and 30 days of freedom.
She's very sexy, so she's a whore? What poor logic!
Never had a diagnosis I couldn't refute.
It won't hurt him too hard to cause death, nor hurt too lightly to explain the problem, but it should hurt... just right.
Nothing I can say can change your mind, and nothing you can do can change my plans. So, I'd better say nothing.
You always trust me, it's a big mistake.
Every year 2000 people die without a matching liver, almost 5 per day.
4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, 2 years of residency, and 4 years of affiliated professional training... When will it end?
I have been away from crowds since I was three years old.
They allow me to do my work, and they take away my pain.
Episode 12
------- I'll marry myself off before I like to meddle in my own business.
Two minutes late isn't worth the clever excuse that the car broke down.
Biologists spend far less money seeking a cure for cancer than their counterparts trying to hide steroid use.
You say no, but your balls admit it.
If he lied about not taking steroids, then I lied about not taking steroids.
"You always take it as a pleasure to go against me."
"That's why I live."
In fact, I think about this for a long time, my personal bottom line is 7 years, 8 months, 14 days.
Notify me when he is stable, or when he is going to die.
Everyone does stupid things that shouldn't be paid for with everything in his life.
Episode 13 --------
They'll squeeze the lies out of the teeth stuck to the chemicals, throw them in a beaker and reheat.
Everyone is a doctor.
Guys, it's not a game, it's a diagnosis.
The autoimmune system is a huge system that can make a person suffer from any disease, from scleroderma to allergic granulomatous vasculitis.
All this hatred, they are poisonous.
Never trust a doctor.
The less you care, the less the pain.
Episode 14 --------
She is the president of Sonyo Cosmetics, with 3 assistants and 15 vice presidents who decide who will treat her.
Read less and watch more TV.
It's ridiculous, I like it.
You're a terrific person for making stupid decisions.
Our friendship is a moral code.
Episode 15 -------
We are just a specialist hospital, usually we only treat really sick patients.
Unless I am invaded and occupied by a fourth country named "Axis of Evil", this is not democracy.
I don't protect the people I like, I protect the people who contribute to the hospital.
Episode 16--------
You just need to be yourself and never give up.
People are pigs.
Episode 17 --------
"If his situation is as trivial as you think, it'll just take you three minutes to watch it."
"Well. Three minutes I can use to sit on the toilet and read the funny column. "
The brain has been twisted since he became a politician.
If you have a toxoplasma tumor in your brain, you have AIDS.
The White House is not called the White House because the exterior walls are white.
You are the purest atheist I have ever met.
People pray that God will not crush them like worms.
Sometimes you can catch AIDS from the other person, even if you use a condom.
I've been taking risks and it's one of my worst qualities.
The word "innate" is translated from Latin as "we are idiots".
If you're playing football, and you've got a 100 yards to the end on the fourth offense, and it's snowing that day, you're not going to hit the middle without passing, unless you're a jet.
When Eskimos go fishing, they don't look for fish.
Kennedy had Addison's disease and Roosevelt had polio.
I used to think that everything you do is to help others. But I was wrong, you did it because it was right.
Episode 18 --------
Dogs learn their lessons, but House doesn't.
Starving babies is wrong and illegal in any culture.
There is only one topic for today's special board meeting: you.
According to the principles of evolution, the needs of the next generation are more important.
The grapefruit guys at the health food store aren't nutrition experts.
The patient is more important. If I had to choose again...the result would still be the same.
If you want easy cases, you're in the wrong major.
Episode 19 --------
You go back and find all the possible causes of neck pain in the universe.
"Sorry to pierce you in a place like this, Mary."
"There's usually 5,000 people staring at my ass when I'm in a swimsuit."
Are you really 4 languages, or are you betting on the person interviewing you? will not say?
As long as you don't move your feet, I have no problem with anything that comes out of your mouth.
Eyes can deceive, smiles can be fake, but shoes always tell the truth.
Are you interviewing? I thought you were going to look through their resumes and just shoot them.
Episode 20
------- An innocent young female doctor falls in love with a middle-aged mentor with a quirky temper.
a date? Meet, have dinner and watch a movie, then go home and do that kind of date?
He is my boss and I have the right to sexually harass my boss.
The acupuncturist diagnosed a liver qi disorder and referred him to a soothing physician, who recommended him to see a homeopath, who referred him to a Chinese massage therapist, who then thought it was food allergy problem, sent him to a naturopath, and the naturopath sent him back to the acupuncturist.
Convincing a 73-year-old male to give up sex is impossible, worse than it was in high school, with the props to help them get back on their feet.
...Or maybe that soothing therapist... What kind of bird thing is "God"? Why does it need "an"?
Open a small clinic and claim that you can go beyond the confines of Western medicine, so you can make a lot of money.
Great Black Ball Prophet, enlighten me!
If I had known that you like to be tortured, I would not torture you before.
You better believe Cameron is probably the only woman in the world who can put up with you.
This made me start to question whether my perception of myself as a human being was wrong.
Most men are polite when they want to politely reject a woman.
Open the door for her, pull up a chair for her, praise her shoes, earrings, and talk about DHA—her Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations.
The love instinct drives an urge to possess.
Then, if a person feels unable to control something or is intimidated by it, he will do the opposite.
You're living under the illusion that you can fix everything that's not perfect, so you're going to marry a man who's about to die of cancer. It's not love, it's need.
Then your husband has passed away and you are looking for a new person to care for, so you found me.
I'm twice your age, I'm not handsome, I'm not attractive, I'm not even friendly, I'm just what you need. I am a handicapped person.
Episode 21 --------
Is that a problem?
Generally speaking, drug addicts are stupid.
Know what's worse than useless? Useless and forgetful.
It's hard for us to think when your face is facing us like this.
For the diagnosis you screwed up, you would kill someone. If you can't really handle it, choose another career, or end your medical school and teaching.
I choose to believe that the white light that people sometimes see is an imaginary view of the patient, a chemical reaction that occurs when the brain is in a state of pause.
Episode 22 -------
If you can fake sincerity, you can fake everything.
I don't care, I just want to hang out with you guys.
Please, don't take me as an ideal person.
"What was he like before his legs were like this?"
"Almost the same."
The great tragedy of life - something is always changing.
Without antibodies, we can't even test for it.
Organic Chemistry - More Light, More Oxidation.
The best thing about you is that you always think you're right, and the most frustrating thing about you is that you're right most of the time.
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