This spider is not old but boring

Rosalee 2022-04-20 09:01:11

There are a lot of trivial matters recently, and there are a lot of things I want to write, but the time is lying there, you can't let her move an inch more, you can't let her occupy a little less of you. So, squeeze the time and give yourself a restless night to express. Sometimes I have to write something as a last resort, sometimes I am too lazy to write something, the important thing is to feel it and have a swelling in my heart. Take a long period of time without any distractions. During this period of time, only your body and mind will be with you, read a good book, and be immersed in pleasure. Unfortunately, such a period of time is less and less crowded.


There are more and more red numbers in the upper right corner of various subscription numbers. I don't know if I am too lazy to watch it, or I am too lazy to watch it. I remember that some time ago, the reminder that the WeChat Moments Update was marked was canceled. The frequency and time of watching Moments dropped sharply every day, and I became calmer and calmer (of course, when you are shameless, you must be shameless without hesitation). , He was so full of courage and vitality when he was cynical). The flood of information on Weibo is fast, and the speed of swiping my finger on the screen is faster. I began to gradually select some parts as "special attention", and then most of the time I read Weibo was to look at the middle-aged people I admired. The uncle and the younger friend who is more friendly, the beautiful Fan Bingbing, books, paintings, movies, etc. are subtracted from the special attention content (even so, it is still a little weak, and the moment that makes my eyes shine two feet is changing. less, I still have to keep stationed and explore at the same time).



I had to solve it as a last resort, so I wrote and rarely painted. If you don't completely calm down, if you don't pick up one piece of yourself, if you don't "isolate from the world", if you don't agitate your brain, it seems that it's difficult to talk nonsense in such an ethereal and relaxed state (not nonsense, picking your nose), I am an experienced The original (zhuang) is the (bi) thing to force. Gradually, I felt that the framework, skills and ideas were not so important (of course they are also important), and when I knocked out the three crosses with my hands, and then went back to the Backspace to empty it, the previous ones seemed pale and powerless. It has an oily texture. The article without content looks like, ah, ah, ah, I forgot after reading it, I am too embarrassed to use these two noble words when I browse, it's a fucking waste, stupid, most of the time the literary talent is lying to you , A discerning person is needed above the gold line. Aside from "content", most of the others are "icing on the cake", but they can't bloom the chrysanthemums swaying in the wind independently.



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Bullshit Hundreds of words, back to the topic, "this spider is not old but boring."



There are many superheroes under Marvel, and there is a scumbag in our dormitory who loves these superheroes. In the four years of university, where I met each other head to head and listened to snoring day and night, under the influence of personal preferences, the understanding of superheroes and the cognition from the upper to the emotional level (fuck, look at this pretentious vocabulary, I have to sigh for a long time) There are periodic changes. Of course, I am not talking about superheroes now. I only talk about this spider, this Spider-Man boy.



I made an appointment with Guo Piao Piao, who spat at each other. When the two of them were at school, they went to watch "The Amazing Spider-Man 2". A few days ago, both of them were finally there. Gao Dan has been (how profound and precise the words are, I can't help being moved by myself again) Without my wise Guo Piao Piao, I checked the nearby movie theaters where I can see this movie in the shortest time, and immediately beeped a car. Run away. Unexpectedly, I was the only boy in the movie theater, and I was embarrassed.



Since the copyright expired, I changed to a younger and bloodier male protagonist, changed to a cute pig-headed female protagonist, and played 3D and the booing head shot from the first perspective last time, I don't like this hero more and more. A spider pig, oh no, a spider.



The story goes like this: The famous, handsome, sunny, low-key and righteous Spider-Man Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield Andrew Garfield) finally got his mother's successful graduation. But in order to prevent their girlfriend Gwen Stansey (Emma Stone) from being mixed with the threat of disaster and terrorist evil forces in the unknown future, they ate each other well at noon and broke at night Up (Why don't you ask the most shameless "Cao Yunjin" in the "Breakup Master" soft-fandom world to arrange for you for such a bloody lightning breakup?). Later, a senior electrician who was a fan of Spider-Man had an accident on the day he broke his shell (suspected that the screenwriter characters were raping my IQ, so the tall and cool high-tech power company had a breakdown. Just let such an employee do the repair, and there is no protective equipment or testing equipment during the repair, just connect the two electrical pipes. No normal person will touch it casually, but the senior electrical engineer will connect with his bare hands. You read books in vain, you are not as good as my high school students in the Chinese dynasty), you won't say anything if you don't die, and you are transformed into the world's first electric man who can absorb electricity and discharge (what a name that makes you tremble all over) . The electric man told the cops not to shoot him, Spider-Man said casually, "Okay, they won't shoot..." But there was still a different cop who fired a shot, okay, the fanatical spider before Fans want to kill Spider-Man because of love and hate, hehe (this tells us, don't make promises lightly, and think about how much control you have). Unexpectedly, it was taken away by the water pipe as soon as it was flushed.



The Osborn Company mentioned above, with a market value of 20 billion yen (I wish I could enlarge and bold the word "billion" alone), hung up the company and gave the company to his young son Harry (Dane. DeHaan Dane DeHaan), he is also Peter's little friend. This forced the child to be very mediocre, and the company executives couldn't bear it at this time, so they took this accident and kicked him out. Harry is very upset, but after all, he is not Harry Potter, not to mention that he is sick and dying, so he wants to save himself with Spider-Man's blood. At this time, it must be mentioned that after graduation, I did not find a job. Peter, who is our Spider-Man, usually only takes pictures of "Spider-Man" and sells them to newspapers in the real world to earn a little money to buy sweaters. Harry read the newspaper and speculated that Peter and Spider-Man knew each other, and when he told Peter, Peter thought it was inappropriate and said he didn't know Spider-Man. Spider-Man then showed up at Harry's house and rejected him in person. (At this time, it can be seen that Peter is a liar who tells lies with friends, and Harry is a brainless boy? Why should Spider-Man come to your house and solemnly reject you? This IQ...)



Harry is very angry, and the consequences are very serious severe. Going to the experimental base that was strictly controlled by force, two guards with a small portable electric rod stunned the two guards and released the electric man in a straight and unobstructed manner. The two hit it off at first sight, and their relationship quickly warmed up. They became sworn to kill Spider-Man, one for his life and the other for his blood.



At the same time, Peter's ex-girlfriend Gwen is going to apply to go to Oxford University in the UK (it seems that most girls in the same age group are more mature than boys), even if she has a job in the top 500, she still chooses to study. Peter, following his long-term high-altitude peeping, couldn't hide his remorse for his girlfriend and reconciled with her. With the help of Gwen, he defeated the electric man and stunned Harry... The story is basically like this.



The fighting scenes are designed to be relaxed, intense and cool, and there is no lack of humor in the ingenious arrangement of the fights. 3D effect rendering is also nothing to say, people are good at work. Superhero movies are basically just like this to make their blood rush. You can't expect to watch the plot like a drama film, and you can't expect every movie to be as deep and thoughtful as Christopher Nolan's "Batman". Three paragraphs establish a big villain and two minor villains incidentally. The whole process seems to be a bit of Zhao Wenzhuo's "Su Qi'er" bluntly trying to make time for the story.



This film is not as good as I expected, but the requirements for it are not so high, and it is a happy time to spend. (a long nonsense)



When Spider-Man and the villain Electro-Man were fighting in the bustling streets of the city, I vaguely saw three times (I am a cautious and precise person) that there were wall screens with Chinese wine bottle advertisements implanted. At that time, my My attention is gradually getting tired from my eyesight (I was also visually tired from watching "Pacific Rim" last summer, and I'm not so excited. Because of this, I lost some of the beautiful and simple joys that were originally beautiful and simple. The splendid special effects and fierce fighting scenes of "Guang") were removed, and the advertisement of a Chinese liquor brand seemed to be scattered slightly. I even thought of TCL, Lenovo and Yiliyou yogurt in "Transformers 3". The appearance surprised me of Reggio. This kind of expenditure cannot be underestimated. I don’t think I have the vision and planning of the executives of the marketing department of large companies, but I have seen these small stimuli, like waves of waves poised to hit the coast, eroding the coasts of states around the world, The meaning is extraordinary. How extraordinary is it? I'm going out with my friends right away, so I don't have time to talk about it, you can check the relevant business reviews online! mwah!



The heroine is going to study abroad, leaving New York for further study at Oxford University. In the end, her boyfriend, Mr. Spider-Man, did not choose to leave her emotionally, but said that he would go with her, and the two reconciled in a moment of laughter and scolding. (Attention!! Here I see the brute force) He said I will accompany you, she just looked at him, he said that there is also crime in the UK and that heroes like him are needed. But not every boy in life is an awesome Spider-Man, but every boy has a fire in his heart and has a heroic dream (I think even a man who eats soft rice must have something deep in his heart. A hero, a mission, and a pride to stay ignited. In the drama "Breakup Master", there are so many people and one scum, isn't that what he showed at the end of the story?).



In real life, you are about to graduate. If your girlfriend who has been with you for four years is going to go abroad, and you can go as soon as you say go, accompany her and go away? Or not to mention that the difficulty is so great. If your girlfriend wants to go home after graduation or go to a first-tier city for development, her boyfriend can accompany her all the way, take care of her, protect her, give her the warmth she needs most, and carry out love to the end? I think most of the endings are tears and heartbreak. After all, we are not Spider-Man, after all, we are not superheroes, we have no superpowers, and we have no special abilities to hide. Looking back on ourselves, what we have, what we have the most now, apart from our family environment, the most precious thing we have is that fiery passion. They are poised for a prairie fire, their future is uncertain, and they still believe in how and how bright the future can be. I hope that this fire will not be extinguished by reality in the unpredictable future, I will not give up, neither of us will become losers, and we will not be reduced to complaining and sorrowful Xianglin's Wife. Taro, come on! Have a skill, be home in the world, and brave the world!

Note: 1. During the ticket check, the more delicious and higher-priced cold drinks we bought outside were stopped at the ticket gate, and outside food was not allowed to enter (stuffed in the bag, and the paper bag can only be brought in if it is not seen) ), you can buy it at the movie snack drink counter. When I was thinking about watching a movie, I lost it, but I remembered it! Having been to countless movie theaters, yours is the first to actually do so.
2. When watching the movie, the people in the back row looked good, and the young girls kept banging melon seeds. I didn't care too much for the pleasure of watching the movie, but I remembered it!

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Max Dillon: I just wanted everybody to see me...

  • [from trailer]

    Gwen Stacy: You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.