Indy, Anana, and a Jones

Ewald 2022-04-21 09:01:05

Never thought I could fall asleep watching Indiana Jones movies and they were new and still hot from the pan.
I admit that I'm very unkind, the hat rolled in the wind at the beginning, Lao Ha picked it up and put it on his head, and when he showed it back, I almost sprayed. Too much Zhou Xingchi. Lao Ha is too old, and he wants to be as cool as a young man. In fact, it is nothing to be old. Who is not old? But he was not old enough to be as spirited and graceful as Connery, and he would continue to be middle-aged. Later, he started to dodge bullets with his old arms and legs again, alas, how could KGB be so weak that he could not hit him?
When I saw the bridge section where the iron-sprinkling fairy pointed the way, I became unprofessional again, because my job was to deal with magnets. And then those iron beads followed the skull and rolled all over the ground at a constant speed. . . . . There is no doubt that the concept of magnetic field decay is too over his head for Lucas. Later, even the gold coins were sucked up. . . . . . I really can't stand it.
Anyway, all these smiles are okay, after all, entertainment is not science. But even from an entertainment point of view, indi4 is too trendy. The advantage of the first three is that the plot is very compact and interlocking, this one is too loose in comparison. What's even more unfortunate is that the main scenes and even the mechanism design it uses have just been used in National treasure II. Let's not talk about whether it is a plagiarism problem. It is too boring to see at a glance. And the alien that looks the same as ET. . . . . . In the end, when the UFO lifted off and the whole forest disappeared, didn't you expect Mummy returns?
Even if Indy's filming is so bad, the box office will not be low, and it has exceeded 200 million in 3 weeks. Because indiana jones is the American Guo Jing, and the first three Indy movies are the Condor Shooting Trilogy. You said, if Jin Yong published another martial arts novel today, would you buy it and read it? However, Jin Yong is smarter. He knows that if he writes again now, he will be scolded no matter what, so he simply doesn't write it. More importantly, he can make money continuously by republishing these fourteen books. But the four batches are different from Borg and George Lucas. It is better to make another DVD to make money by reprinting DVDs. Even if the filming is bad, even if it is not innovative, make one more film while Harrison Ford can still walk. Department!

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  • Bernadette 2022-03-22 09:01:05

    It's not easy to take over

  • Adonis 2022-04-23 07:01:02

    Disabled [covers face]...but better than "The Mummy 3"...my standards keep dropping [covers face]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

  • Mutt Williams: One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?

    Indiana Jones: How big?

    Mutt Williams: Huge!

    Indiana Jones: Good.

    Mutt Williams: Good?

    Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.

  • Indiana Jones: [Mutt pops open his switchblade, ready to fight two KGB agents] Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife...

    [both agents pull out guns]

    Indiana Jones: ... to a gun fight.