Heroes are so old...

Vinnie 2022-04-19 09:01:05




It is depressing to see that,

1) Old Jones said obediently. I didn't say there was anything wrong with compromising under the strong coercion of the Soviet woman who had an incomparable character, but the old man didn't know if he was too calm or what. After the compromise, it was good to be obedient~ It's like being completely on the side of the Soviets. Yes, for fear that the other party doesn't know what he is thinking or what he is thinking (especially the two times he was caught). The last time was even better. Honestly, without any regrets, and happily helping women to translate codes in Yayu~~~~~~ Do you go soft when you are old?

2) Shia, my favorite supporting actor, has lost the shadow of a typical American teenager in [Transformers] (even in [I,robot]), and his speech is not fast, and no slang words pop up. (If the kids of the 50s were like that and had to act like that, um, then I don't know what to say).

3) Let’s not talk about the so-so shooting of the jungle car chase scene that is approaching the final climax. Except for the poor Shia’s little brother who was ravaged (and the filming was super unhappy, I don’t know why), the rest is not much. new ideas. What I want to say is that not long after the father and son met, they fled after a fight in a bar. The motorcycle was riding, except for the constant noise of turning tires, and the speed of shopping on the street was faster than this! ? What's up, it's all about tactics! ? I didn't feel the stimulation at all...

4) The physique of the Soviet intelligence children was not flattering. Probably, milk was not popular in those days, and the family was poor and drank less. It can be seen that the powerless and slow fist of old Jones can actually knock out a car of 4 or 5 people, and they are all skilled and famous Soviet agents with guns in their prime. My God, where do you put the face of Russian agents? ~~

5) In comparison, our beautiful Cate is too strong, and there is a person in the jungle to deal with, uh~ worthy of being a leader. This is also the only character in the entire series that is a bit surprising. But only at the beginning stage (at least I think so). Only the beginning of the Russian-style English (like Ukrainian-style English? Hehe~) is shocking. Cate is really an actor~! (Looks like this isn't the depressing part anymore...)

6) It's absurd that the final expedition becomes sci-fi. And alien transformation! ? Fit! ? space machine? ! Aliens come home! ? There is also the final scene, when everything is flying up, the old man is still very excited, but if a small rock comes flying, you won't be able to act in the next episode and won't get paid, okay...

7) The last thing I remember is, The old Jones was so nice. The friend who has betrayed so many times is finally saved like this. In addition, the old lover got married like this, and I feel that their relationship has not been adjusted much... and the group of them has walked such a short distance and then it is safe to be washed by the water, such a big area~! ~ ah, I feel a little fake.


Speaking of movies today, there are three choices, [Indiana Jones] [Set and the city] [Narnia 2]. I chose the former according to the North American box office, and now, although I don’t know how the other two are, I regret choosing this one. As a sequel to a classic movie, this is the continuation of the dog's tail. I don't think it's as good as the second part of [National Treasure].


In conclusion, if only I could watch [sex and the city] instead...

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

  • Mac: You broke my nose!

    Indiana Jones: I told you.

    Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Enough! You will speak to Oxley and lead us to Akator, yes?

    Indiana Jones: Nyet.

    Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Take him outside.

  • Mac: Jonesy!

    [Indiana punches Mac in the face]