Auntie, I still see black skin

Shaun 2022-04-22 07:01:02

Tell me if this poster is a sin... Every time I mustered up my courage for a long time, I was scared back every time.

This time, I really had no choice. I took the risk of looking at it. Maybe I entered with the "fearless" spirit of "this time my mother is sent to the door to be attacked by lightning", but the result was unexpectedly black. Sure enough, being tolerant to others is a gift to yourself. Widowmaker (Audience: This is obviously taking the opportunity to be mean.)

I was pretty cool at the beginning. The shot of the sand cage, the cactus in the southern United States, is slightly A melancholy girl, lonely, the camera suddenly jumped over the snow-covered mountains covered by clouds and mist, and arrived at a remote and sparsely populated northern town with an Indian reserve - those who don't know probably thought they were reading King's novel. the movie. In the background, the heroine's self-sacrificing girl's literary monologue shows that this is a romantic story of youth, love, and the lonely deer who was frightened and jumped in the middle of the jungle and finally fell into the hunter's net. There is fu, applaud.

The latter part...to be honest, it's rather blind. The ability of the screenwriter is actually good. The introduction of the characters, the development process of the events, the display of the characters' personalities, and the emotional development between the characters can all be regarded as one turnip, one turnip and one pit. However, the storyline is limited there, so the Gullen family's f4-like appearance is on the stage, and the close-up is drawn to the hero's lips that are too red and white, and the heroine's long hair fluttered by the big fan... When such a lens appears, I have a feeling of being numb when a voltage less than or equal to about 5 volts is passed through.

But the scene where the vampire plays baseball and saves the heroine at the end is still in good shape thanks to the BGM.

With such a dreamy plot, beautiful scenery and just the right soundtrack, if Auntie and I were ten years younger, I might be able to ignore these and other deficiencies with a tolerant loli heart, and look a little darker.

It's a pity, my aunt is already an Obasan. The life experience and film experience of these years are there, so I can't help but think about how the scene where the male protagonist is carrying the female protagonist jumping in the mountains and forests looks like our country in the 1980s. A famous TV series "Journey to the West" filmed in the 1990s, etc., etc. are unrelated things. Then I laughed secretly all the way there, the girl was probably because she was too involved in the story and was moved by the dark skin, while I was outside the story, seeing other people's youth is very good and dreamy, and some of them also recalled when I was young Those infinity dreams that have been sent, let's be in the black skin with a memory of the mood.

Vampires, every teenage girl has had such a dream - a pale uncle (orz I don't know why the vampire in my heart is always the image of an uncle), a dark cloak, a mysterious pipe organ, the wind is blowing, The moon circled miserably, he wrapped loli in the red velvet cloak, flew gently into the air and made a circle, then gently, under the ear bead, next to the neck, in a hoarse voice, very gentlemanly said May I? Loli struggled for the last bit of will, looked down at the uncle's eyes with a different color, and gave up his life... Of course, this loli must have the face of the owner of the dream, and the pale uncle / Zhengtai It's up to you to choose.

But...but...but how many people would choose such a face as the male lead in their dreams! ! ! It's not that some people have a "cold and alienated, as if from another world" atmosphere when they put on a big white face, and some people look like malnourished people. When the big face of the male protagonist appeared on the camera, I was struck by Lei's disheveled hair. There may be some tricky unspoken rules for the producer to find someone with such a heavy body hair to play the male lead, but the makeup artist is too irresponsible! At least treat Yi's stubble and throw wall powder and charcoal on people's faces. This poster looks disgusting enough, but in the movie, this gg's eyebrows are still like lacquer sword eyebrows, and there is always a layer of green slag on the upper lip and chin, this, this, this can still be see? ! If this is not in the cinema, but watching TV, I would have closed the video to close it~~~

In fact, the male protagonist doesn't look bad. There are several side shots that are quite impressive. There is a scene where Yi and the female protagonist talk about their life experience in the rain. Go to school with big sunglasses, even if it is stylish and stylish. But there is still an ocean between the "pale boy" and the "pale boy". At least the facial features must be soft and the facial lines must be delicate, so that they can withstand the make-up artist's spoof. The United States has a population of hundreds of millions, don't tell me that I can't find a teenager like Keanu Reeves. Otherwise, you can also ask the makeup artist of "Interview with the Vampire at Night" or "Four Hundred Years of Fright"... This daytime is bullying vampires and there is no place to sue you for destroying Ira's image!

The male protagonist is very cool, the female protagonist is not bad, she doesn't look so young on the poster, although her acting skills are not ordinary scumbags, but with the male protagonist, "I am handsome but I am very depressed, I am very affectionate but I am helpless, I'm pale but I'm perfect" is still within the acceptable range, and the two big front teeth are very cute.

This is also part one, I think if part two comes out, I'll still watch it. Who told me that I also have a vampire complex, the relationship with this "non-me race" is love, maybe a part of loli will be immortal in my heart.

PS: When I saw this film, I thought of "I have a date with a zombie". In fact, the plot is more cute. It's good to shrink it and change it to the big screen. You can also shoot three times. Part, I can still sing the theme song of the second part, I am very grateful to Ma Xiaoling's teardrop and the horse ding dang in the wind (Actually, this story is quite thunderous from a certain level, but who told me to be so useless impressed). But China hasn't made a zombie movie for years.

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Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.

    Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?

    Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.

    Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.

    Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.

    Charlie Swan: He is?

    Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.

    Charlie Swan: Alright,

    [cocks gun]

    Charlie Swan: bring him in.

    Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.

    [Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]

  • Isabella Swan: Do you do this a lot?

    Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating.