Introduction to Vampires

Eulalia 2022-04-21 09:01:07

Prove once again how poor my understanding and observation skills are! Most of the time I watched this movie I thought it was a horror movie. I didn't even notice when the vampire was shining like a diamond when he stood in the sun. Until finally the male vampire said to the female vampire wannabe, don't become a vampire, isn't it enough to spend a happy life with me like this? Only then did I realize that this was an American Qiong Yao film...

In retrospect, I realized that this was entirely a film for Huaichun girls. Summarize the characteristics of the male and female protagonists of this film.

* Being handsome is a must. And it's better to be the kind of cold and glamorous type, who ignores everyone in school, and is conquered by the heroine at once, so that the women who watch the film will have a sense of accomplishment when they substitute.
* The family must have money and the house is modern. But it's not very difficult for vampires. After all, they have worked for more than 300 years, and they don't need to eat, and they have saved a lot of money.
* Can fly and climb trees and push a van away with one hand, and play baseball like a Chinese kung fu movie.
* Sweet talk is also a requirement. For example, watching the heroine sleep without going to bed at night, unable to guess what the heroine is thinking, and the prospect-type speech at the end. (How come I never learned it!?)
* To be able to play the piano and appreciate the music of the 19th century. This is of course not a problem for vampires, he has been practicing for more than 300 years.
* At the beginning, you should be detached. For example, the male protagonist here does not dare to approach the female protagonist. This is very important, otherwise it will be made into a Japanese AV or a romance novel on the Internet.

above. I'm too old, and I hope that young boys in school who want to work as vampires in the future can easily google this introductory textbook.

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Extended Reading
  • Blaze 2021-10-20 19:00:11

    The soundtrack is great and the story is great. The two-hour movie is not cold and empty~

  • Barry 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Looking eagerly, waiting for a bad movie, there are only male protagonists, so handsome

Twilight quotes

  • [first lines]

    Isabella Swan: [voiceover] I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.

  • Isabella Swan: [first lines in the movie] I've never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. So, I can't bring my self to regret the decisions to leave home. I would miss Phoenix, I would miss the heat... I would miss my loving, erratic, hare-brained mother, and her new husband.

    Phil Dwyer: Come on, guys! I love you both, but we have a plane to catch!

    Isabella Swan: But they want to go on the road. So, I'm gonna spend some time with my dad... and this will be a good thing... I think.