How rotten, how rotten.

Fredy 2022-04-20 09:01:05

Now I don't have a strong desire to write "after watching" the movie, but after watching this movie, I really want to write it, because it is really a bad movie that is rarely seen in a hundred years.
The outline of the story is rotten, MAYBE I'm getting old, it's not the script or the story, but my own mentality. But you don't have to treat the audience as idiots~ It's also a campus film, you can't even reach the level of "Meteor Garden", is it too OUT? Is 2009 the 1930s-1940s? Or is it the age of zombie castles? !
Acting is super bad. Every time I see the heroine's hesitant expression and the occasional twitching expression on her face due to excitement, I suddenly think of a sentence "Are you constipated?". Please forgive me for being so rude. But her acting skills are really bad. Is it because the director asked her to do this "constipation-style" excited expression, or is it because she is older and can't pretend to be tender? I want to say that a "depressed" or "mysterious" or "stubborn" young man's expression will never look like such a "convulsive constipation". Maybe it's better for the heroine to play some wild characters, at least she doesn't have to hold back so hard... As for the hero, he seems to be charming, but still delicate and pretentious, or he is just a 14-16-year-old girl. The type of her, how to play the piano, beat the bad guys, fly around with the heroine behind her back, elegant and modest, and at the same time have a white face, there is absolutely nothing wrong with using "little white face" on him. Maybe his character connotation is relatively simple, so it is OK for the director to use the seemingly charming "discharge" eyes to capitalize, and the rest are just poses. Sadly, his eyes are formless and empty...
Finally, it comes back to the first sinner, director. Personally, the funniest thing is the slow-motion "majestic" when the three out-of-town zombies came to the arena where the protagonists were playing baseball. I suddenly remembered the scene where Chow Yun played in the 1990s. If you insert Ye Liyi's Shanghai beach theme song "Waves run! Waves! Thousands of miles of surging rivers will never end..." It will definitely push the emotions of foreign audiences to a peak, and we Chinese people will all roll to the ground with laughter. When the three zombies were preparing to fight with the Edward family, and everyone was posing for battle, they suddenly looked like a group of wild cats again. Oh my god~ Are zombies also hunched like cats and their hands flamboyant like the musical "Cat"? Are you a zombie or a cat demon? dizzy...
Slow motion is an important part of the filming. It aims to expand and exaggerate the appearance and image of the characters. Unfortunately, it is used in a mess. You'd better go to the detective Li Qi - two guys with guns, facing each other in circles, "Mi Yu... eh... oh...".


I don't want to give examples of other bad points, just save a breath to warm up my stomach.

The only thing desirable about the film is the environment. Damp fog and forest, nice. The hero's house is also good, just from the design point of view.


Well, it's a bad movie. A piece of shit that made me have to think about it. I haven't seen such a bad movie in a long time. The only reason for me to watch the movie is, how bad can it get? The only thing that gives me the afterthought of writing is that it sucks, and it has to be filled with the desire to vent.



PS, glowing zombies, I also saw it for the first time. Why is it flashing once and then not flashing? Out of power?

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Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.

    Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?

    Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.

    Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.

    Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.

    Charlie Swan: He is?

    Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.

    Charlie Swan: Alright,

    [cocks gun]

    Charlie Swan: bring him in.

    Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.

    [Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]

  • Isabella Swan: Do you do this a lot?

    Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating.