zombie boyfriend

Marco 2022-04-20 09:01:05

Zombie Boyfriend Traits:

1 Girlfriend is molested, very, very angry and wants to kill - the most important thing is that he has this ability.
2 You are my personal heroin - I love my girlfriend so much that I want to drain her blood, I love you so much that I want to kill you, I love you so much that I can't help myself, ah~~
3 Zombie boyfriend shines in the sun , Living in a mansion on the top of the mountain instead of a gloomy castle, you don't have to sleep all night longing for your girlfriend - most importantly, you can take your girlfriend to the top of a thousand-year-old tree overlooking the mountains and rivers! !
4 In front of a zombie boyfriend, you can completely play a weak and helpless little woman - happiness. . .


Conclusion: The girls are so excited to watch, but as soon as they step out of the theater, they will immediately lament why such a perfect man can only appear in the movie and can only be a zombie incarnation! ! ~

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Extended Reading
  • Barry 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Looking eagerly, waiting for a bad movie, there are only male protagonists, so handsome

  • Ryleigh 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    A piece of shit... How come you are more annoying and procrastinating than Japanese movies! It's like watching a lot of low-quality shoujo manga.

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Who are they?

    Angela Weber: The Cullens.

    Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

    Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

    Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

  • Angela Weber: Smile!

    [camera clicks]

    Isabella Swan: Okay.

    Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

    Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

    Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

    Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

    Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

    Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

    Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

    Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

    Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

    Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

    Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

    Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

    Angela Weber: Totally.