Pay back my movie tickets. . .

Kellen 2022-04-19 09:01:08

First of all, I was depressed because I didn't download it but paid to go to the cinema to watch this movie. Although it is called vampire (theoretical cuteness), love (no wonder there are many teenagers), reasoning (a fart), but whether it is the character setting or the actors, I have no second one except disappointment. Words express emotions.
If the name of the United States has half the enthusiasm of the Chinese people, and Jinjiang Original, Qiqi, and Xianwang randomly pick and translate the vampire's little words (of course, don't find those Trey's), it will be the level of twilight, which refers to the plot. As for the performance, it's a pity that the heroine's pretty good looks have always been outside the situation. Ying... And the setting about the male protagonist 'Vampires can't appear in the sun because we will shine in the sun' made me almost vomit blood in the movie theater... You just say you are The solar lamp is good...
In summary, this is my record for the most unjust money watching movies this year.

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Extended Reading
  • Claudie 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    The heroine is quite beautiful, and the hero is like Yao Ming who runs too fast. The difference is that the hair is held up by the wind.

  • Blaze 2021-10-20 19:00:11

    The soundtrack is great and the story is great. The two-hour movie is not cold and empty~

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Who are they?

    Angela Weber: The Cullens.

    Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

    Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

    Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

  • Angela Weber: Smile!

    [camera clicks]

    Isabella Swan: Okay.

    Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

    Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

    Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

    Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

    Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

    Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

    Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

    Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

    Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

    Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

    Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

    Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

    Angela Weber: Totally.