Three billboards: quirky charming, surly sad, absurd reality

Mildred Hayes: [Upon discovering Denise got arrested] Rat bastards.

[Mildred then enters the police station house]

Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!

Dixon: What?

Desk Sergeant: Don't say "what", Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead, and don't you come in here...

Mildred Hayes: Shut up!

Mildred Hayes: [to Dixon] You, get over here.

Dixon: No! You, get over here.

Mildred Hayes: Alright.

Desk Sergeant: What? Don't, Dixon!

Dixon: What? I'm...

Desk Sergeant: You do not allow a member of the public to call you a fuckhead in the station house!

Dixon: That's what I'm doing, I'm taking care of it in my own way, actually. Now get out of my ass! Mrs. Hayes, have a seat! What is it I can do for you today?

Mildred Hayes: Where's Denise Watson?

Dixon: Denise Watson's in the clank.

Mildred Hayes: On what charge?

Dixon: Possession.

Mildred Hayes: Of what?

Dixon: Two marijuana cigarettes. Big ones.

Mildred Hayes: When's the bail hearing?

Dixon: I asked the judge not to give her bail on account of her previous marijuana violations and the judge said sure.

Mildred Hayes: You fucking prick!

Dixon: You do not call an officer of the law a fucking prick in his own station-house, Mrs. Hayes. Or anywhere, actually.

Mildred Hayes: What's with the new attitude, Dixon? Your momma been coaching ya?

Dixon: No. My momma didn't do that.

Dixon: [as Mildred leaves the police station house] Take 'em down, you hear me?

Desk Sergeant: You did good, Dixon.

Dixon: Yeah, I know I did.

Dixon: What the hell is this?... Hey, you. What the fuck is this?

Jerome: What the fuck is what?

Dixon: This! This

[pointing at the billboard]

Dixon: .

Jerome: Advertising, I guess.

Dixon: Advertising what?

Jerome: Something obscure?

Dixon: I'll say. Yeah.

Jerome: Don't I know your face from some place?

Dixon: I don't know, do you?

Jerome: Yeah. Yeah, I do

[spits on the ground]

Jerome: .

Dixon: I could arrest you right now...

Jerome: For what?

Dixon: For emptying your bucket... That's being bad against the environment laws.

Jerome: Well, before you do that, Officer Dixon, how about you have a look at that first billboard over there? And then we can have ourself a conversation about the motherfucking environment... How about that?