Sci-fi superman saves the world of idiots

Hillary 2022-04-23 07:01:04

Although the marquee-like high-tech display on the screen made me admire the extraordinary intelligence of information talents, and from time to time indulge in the joy of using cutting-edge technology in the future, I still can't suppress the anger that I can't see a good movie every time I enter the theater. Send the harshest criticism for this flawed, clichéd, and bloody Hollywood standard fast food.
1. People all over the world are stupid, but you Yankees are smart and smart. Hungarian prison management is negligent, and there is nothing to take advantage of it; the Kremlin lost confidential documents, can't find it? There is only one set of nuclear bomb launch passwords, can you change them if you lose them? Lost N days, the launch department does not know? Even if the KGB is in decline and not as good as the CIA, it's not so stupid that a bunch of people with machine guns can't stop two unarmed ones, right? Do Arabs all sleep in oil? Dubai Seven Stars lets you tear down glass, change house numbers, and Spider-Man? The secret of wealthy Indian tycoons to get rich is not smart mind, but salty, masochistic? Fortunately, the self-guided tour destination for the Yankees did not continue to expand, otherwise the countries and regions of the idiots will continue to appear. Since General Manager Guang thinks such a film can be released, why are so many more progressive thinkers being shot to death or dismembered by five horses? Guangzong wants to be a real celebrity to the end, you just fork it once, and give Hollywood a thousand cuts. Don't just cut your own family, but if you see foreign friends, you will give them a knife and cut yourself. Anyway, after watching this film, I understand one thing: people all over the world are stupid, and only four lone American superheroes full of love, strong martial arts, and IQ of 10,000 can save the earth that is about to be ravaged by Nordic lunatics.
Second, the disc war strategy is gone, only the docking of high-tech advertisements is left. If the standard of a good espionage story can be described as technologically advanced, ups and downs, meticulous in logic, tight-fitting, and self-justifying, then this so-called blockbuster, which sells sci-fi dog meat, is full of loopholes. It's not enough to describe its insanity of logic and the inferiority of its scheming. In the face of such an unintentional battle, I would rather go back to being ten years old, and maintain the aesthetic level of appreciating the aesthetic level of waving a sword and shouting "I am Ciri" to the sky. In this way, maybe I can really like iPhone, iPad and unilateral transparency. A collection of advertisements for electronic products such as ultra-thin 3D projectors. Unfortunately, I don't know magic, and I can't stay childlike if I want to stop growing, like the child in "The Tin Drum". In the face of the 4S clamoring on the streets, I can only say that I can't support domestic products, and I'm not cheap from rotten apples that rely on closed systems to steal money. Even if Samsung is cheaper, I won't take advantage of arcade machines.
3. After every bloody storm, you have to come to Duan Tiehan's tenderness, and the sensational confession must be accompanied by guilt for your wife, lover, and family. There is no bloodiest, only more bloody. From the early introduction of "Truth and Lies", this routine has become popular. When I saw Whitney Houston's sudden death early in the morning, I immediately remembered the guilt about the president in "The Bodyguard". The guilt of my wife in "Inception" last year is too numerous to mention. In a word, this old-fashioned bridge is still being repeatedly dedicated by Hollywood people to audiences all over the world who are passionate about American blockbusters and those who are not keen on American blockbusters. While scolding it, it is bloody, but at least people are too hard-hearted. After many days, the box office is still red. Besides, other people also put gold on their faces, unlike director Zhang Dajie, who sharpened his head to snatch the golden statuettes but didn't get them. The so-called self-humiliation is nothing more than that.

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