A friend said to me after watching the "Disaster Movie", "Wow, it sucks!" I listened and quickly downloaded one to watch, patiently After reading it, he turned to his friend and said, "It really sucks!"
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Juney: Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess: No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will: How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess: Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
Will: [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Amy: You're fucking Matt Damon?
[singing]
Amy: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!
Hannah Montana: [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!
Flava-Flav Look-A-Like: [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!
Juney: [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.
Michael Cera Look-A-Like: [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.
All: And we're all fucking Hellboy!