A friend said to me after watching the "Disaster Movie", "Wow, it sucks!" I listened and quickly downloaded one to watch, patiently After reading it, he turned to his friend and said, "It really sucks!"
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Torey 2021-12-15 08:01:13
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Calvin: Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
Will: She's not out of my league.
Calvin: Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
Juney: Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess: No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will: How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess: Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!