It really sucks!

Torey 2021-12-15 08:01:13

Think of a cold joke. A polar bear and a penguin were playing together. The penguin pulled out all the fur one by one, and then said to the polar bear, "Wow, it's cold!" The polar bear heard it, and put his own hair one by one. He pulled it off, turned his head and said to Penguin, "It's really cold!"
A friend said to me after watching the "Disaster Movie", "Wow, it sucks!" I listened and quickly downloaded one to watch, patiently After reading it, he turned to his friend and said, "It really sucks!"

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Disaster Movie quotes

  • Juney: Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.

    Enchanted Princess: No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.

    Will: How'd you end up there?

    Enchanted Princess: Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

  • Will: [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.

    Amy: You're fucking Matt Damon?

    [singing]

    Amy: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!

    Hannah Montana: [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!

    Flava-Flav Look-A-Like: [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!

    Juney: [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

    Michael Cera Look-A-Like: [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.

    All: And we're all fucking Hellboy!