Warning: High-energy and nuclear energy spoilers, don't watch if you don't like it!
PS: The film is actually worth watching, don't be deceived by the poisonous tongue UP-. -I
asked someone to watch Disc 4 today, and I have to admit that this film is very strong, although the various logics do not match, but because of the various tight plots, it makes people feel quite emotional. . .
First of all, it's not that the show is a divine drama, but the various highlights of this show, which are suitable for our family to complain~ Okay, not much wordy, Cuihua, in the feature film.
As soon as the play started, the former agent was fucked, and 4 stars for complaining: After the stupid portrait recognized the retinal alarm, the former agent was fucked by a female killer who
looked like Sophie Marceau.
When the IP4 alarm sounded, the former agent's first reaction was to look at the alarm instead of paying attention to the female killer
(I would definitely pay attention to her slender, gleaming, slender hands, but I have to admit, the agent is actually better than IQ+ The UP with an EQ of less than 160 despised him. It is conceivable that his certificate was chosen...)
However, he just glanced at the shitty cottage IP4 with resentful eyes, and was caught before he had time to react...
(This The story tells us to believe in ourselves, don't believe in the bitten apple...)
I just want to say that in that second, this bear boy lost his mind on the lower half of his body. So, it's no wonder that being a secret agent needs to be as passionate as 007. There is promiscuity there, and you are used to seeing all kinds of beautiful women who are used to wearing clothes and stripping clothes (UP AV is the angle of view -.-), and then the No. 1 girl with big breasts is actually his GF, which can be described as Make friends carelessly.
Summary: The agent in the valley lost his life when he met a beautiful woman, and the apple that he bit can't be trusted.
When we arrived in Dubai, the plot was intricate, the logic had a lower limit, and I complained about 5 stars:
there is such a paragraph, in order to track the buyer and monitor the seller, the agents pretended to be the seller and the buyer. For the
sake of popular explanation, the buyer is called A, the seller is called B, the agent is C, and the counterfeit is a and b:
In order to sell fake goods to A, C impersonates b to contact A, and at the same time, in order not to make B suspect, C impersonates a to contact B. However, the situation has suddenly changed. There is a brick house that can identify fake goods. At this time, C can't sell fake goods. At this time, according to common sense, C only needs to let A and B trade directly, and then follow them with ease. Come on, but they
are wearing meters. Bonwe, Nima has never gone the usual way. You must insist on continuing, make a copy of the goods and sell it to A, and then steal the money from the transaction to B. After all the trouble, you have to fight the grass and startle the snake, and then let the strange Russian millet interfere with it. , I want to expose my long-cherished trousers in the sandstorm, the shiny goggles that I don't want to throw away after many cosplays, and the fake IP5 with poor signal. ..
What's even more strange is that the seller B who looks like Sophie Marceau (slightly strange to read, it's really a coincidence) has all the money in his hand, and he likes to meddle in his own business. , so that she was kicked out of the Burj Khalifa by the big-breasted female No. 1 who hated her because of jealousy, which made people feel embarrassed.
Summary: It's not thankful to work hard, and all kinds of soy sauce are running all over the sky.
Then there is Uncle Sam's full of love for Uncle Russia, 5 stars to complain:
According to normal logic, you blow up my Kremlin, at most I blow up your White House and count the balls, the big deal is to add one more The torch goddess is buried with it.
But what about other people, if you bombed half of my house, even if I was spurned by the whole world and despised by the whole world, I would also blow up your whole family and beat your mother... It can be said that you don't have good intentions.
Uncle Russia is a big attack. Half of the Kremlin, I'm going to throw a nuclear bomb and blow up half of your US...
The so-called hatred is not the hatred of the other, it is simply Li Mochou's reincarnation. You alone, and others. . .
Then there's that weird Uncle Sam, you kill my defense minister and don't respond. You threw a nuclear bomb over, and I also said that it was just a big meteor that fell and didn't move. Uncle Sam, who has a vengeance, is so affectionate and affectionate,
What about the legendary Skynet, as well as Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, and the Hulk, where are you, why don't you show up?
Sure enough, it should be said that "ask what love in the world is, and directly teach life and death", it is not unreasonable.
Uncle Sam's loveliness in the film, not to mention that the holy light spreads all over the earth, at least it is how you attack, how I suffer, I can bear it, and I can bear it the most. . .
Summary: Big attack is good for big suffer, not afraid of heavy taste, but afraid that the other party will not take the initiative.
Then there is the female number one, and the spit point is 3 and a half stars: as expected, I answered
that sentence, every successful commercial action movie must have a successful meat-seller (UP main said)
It is obvious that the entertainment business is forced to ask for the password by force You have to make the illusion of a password that you use to seduce you to get a password.
You don’t want to seduce the small room, so you can’t use martial arts in the small room, so as not to be destroyed by the strange stalker from Russia, not to mention
which one The old bosses remember their vault bank passwords, and the bosses in India have everything from business decisions to technical passwords.
Summary: Be cautious when you shouldn't be cautious, and not be cautious when you should be.
Next is Trant's counterattack, 4 stars: let's
not say that the cars the Minister of Defense sent to Russia are not bulletproof, just talk about the marksmen on both sides of the bank actually shooting the same ballistics,
and still The standard mainstream oblique angle of 45° is too harmonious. Have you been invited to drink tea by the radio and television boss?
Regardless of the fact that Tang Brother inserted the red glow stick into the body and was shot in turns, Trant's innocent eyes were slightly confused and said,
"Why did you know they would shoot him?" It was enough to make UP collapse. .
Trent, Trant, I didn't study well when I was a child. Pre-school agents bought a license to become an agent. Could it be that the IMF is the legendary certification agency-? -Summary
: It is good to be able to apply for a certificate. The pure and handsome guy needs to be trained.
With the development of the plot, the agents have to enter the server of the entertainment company, but the bad thing happened again, and the last agent, Brother Simon, also bought his license! ! !
If you want to dump into other people's systems, you need to physically hack their firewalls. The villains just need a small U-disk for 2 seconds, because our Simon brother card is bought, and the effort is not too hard, so we have to make our extra large The handsome COS Iron Man physically invaded the server.
The invasion is the invasion. In fact, it only needs to drag a net or board on the handsome meat grinder fan. Our special handsome guy said that the previous 007 was too weak. At the same time, an even more miraculous thing happened. Brother WALL·E (Robot General Mobilization), who was popular with the people, appeared on the stage.
I saw that his thin body easily supported our super handsome guy, and he was able to survive the rough terrain. The small road bumps at will as if there is no load (don't tell me that magnetic levitation does not require force), as expected, when Brother WALL.E comes on stage, gravity has to let go. Physics Nima is a fool!
At the last critical moment, our super handsome guy changed from Xiaobai to Einstein after being trained by Brother Tang, and fully understood that the magnetic repulsion increases as the distance shrinks (physics is the UP main guess taught by physical education teachers) , At this time, physics has saved the world. The super handsome guy used the repulsive force to successfully escape the dark and crowded hole... And our brother WALLE sacrificed himself for the peace of the world, EVA her, she can't rest her eyes!
Sponsor 1: Apple, 3 stars:
IP4 retina projection and IPAD projection are really powerful, but they still can't cover up the lack of signal. Shenma, you said that it has a bigger screen and a few touch buttons, not IP?
You make Joe Bush swollen and restless. The sponsors have given a lot of money. This is actually the IP5S in Nima's legend! ! ! Fruit fans, what are you waiting for, the prototype of the next generation of IP is in front of you, editors, what are you doing, it's time for work! 5-inch screen, front camera, all kinds of parameters are waiting for the eye-catching editors to discover wow!
Sponsor 2: BMW, 4 and a half stars for complaining:
I have to say, if I were the boss of BMW, I would have been furious when I watched this film. Yes, our family was hit, why, let’s listen to the explanation:
The car at the beginning of the play will not be mentioned, when the male lead and the female lead drive a BMW concept sports car with DTM (dont teach me) appear. At that time, the UP master was excited,
wow, this is the legend that shows the head but not the tail, and you have to go to a sponsor with a sign to wear clothes, but unfortunately, the concept of waiting for the flowers to thank you is all wiped, all kinds of The shot of the collision does not appear (UP is slightly dark).
In the end, the legendary scene where the little BMW hit the earth in order to hurry up, but the curtain call was made by Tang Ge's non-compensation, this. . This is the situation of the gods!
The BMW boss is angry, and there is none; Nima pays the money and there is none; the earth can't afford to pay for a small BMW, we have it-. -According
to UP's various black-bellied speculations, is it possible that the sponsors don't give enough money, or that their arrogant attitude leads to being hacked, or that they compete with Tom for the number one girl with big breasts. Of course, we can't tell the story behind this. I know, I hope the paparazzi will continue to follow up.
To borrow this temporarily, in fact, the film is ok. . . steamed. . .
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