Welcome to the Jungle

Lambert 2021-12-07 08:01:41

At a certain moment when the farmer Zhao Ergou slammed his hoe into the field, he suddenly made a great decision: he wanted to march into a certain big city in China, and he would be a dancer, not only because Liu Dajiao went to the city that day. An advertisement filled with fertilizers from a certain telephone pole-Superstar Nightclub, with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of packs; also because he has a high self-esteem, has a few histories, and also has two bell-bottom pants and three shiny pieces shirt. On the bus to the big city, he hummed happily, looking at the billboards flying away from the car window. When he could see the name of a certain city, his heart throbbed: I have finally come here, and I can finally do something. It's a decent thing. Although Ergou didn't really know what the dancer was doing, he didn't regret it too much when he left the house behind for this problem. Instead, he felt a sense of relief. After Ergou went to the city to find a store to live in, he followed to watch the rich middle-aged women's buttocks, and tried various questioning methods, but only one result-he ran away before he even had time to talk about the problem. . He even began to question his looks, but when he wandered in the street for a while, he found out that he could not be blamed for this. Too many weird people were harassing passers-by, pretending to be nuns selling amulets, and asking someone to get a card. , If you stop asking for money, the market atmosphere is ruined, and it's natural that you can't get a job by yourself. So he went to the famous red light street in the city, and finally got the result this time. A coquettish old lady approached him, and he only said a word to him and followed her: "Fifty, do it." Don’t do it?” As a result, after he had done his best to satisfy the old sister, he suddenly found that the old sister was also selling it. During the old sister’s crying and kicking, Ergou not only paid 50 for the old sister, but also I paid thirty hours for the room. Ergou was a little anxious at first. He found a small advertisement for a nightclub and slapped it. After waiting for more than ten minutes in the hotel lobby, he suddenly received a call from the manager: "Your appearance and dress are very good. I have been observing you in the lobby for a long time. You can go to work tomorrow if you are qualified, but you have to pay a deposit of two thousand in advance..." Ergou followed the instructions and waited for the manager contentedly after 2,000 of almost all the money he had on him. Assigning tasks, Ergou realized that he had been cheated after waiting for three days with no news, and when he returned the call, he found that it was already empty. Ergou suddenly realized that he should find the organization and could not do it alone. Ergou's shiny shirt and a handful of banknotes caught the attention of a lame Buddha. While Ergou was eating at a fast food restaurant, Foye was ready to start, but the hand reaching into his trouser pocket was pinched by Ergou. Lord Buddha hurriedly laughed and said, "Master, your clothes are really bright. I haven't seen a few with your clothes so stylish. I just want to feel the touch. "Ergou was very happy. He bought food for the lame Buddha, and Foye obtained Ergou's trust through flicking, and promised Ergou to take business. Foye took Ergou to a residential building and took Ergou one. Bailiu left a name and house number and drove away. Ergou came up and knocked on the door. It was an old man who opened the door. The old man said, "I heard someone say you need my help? "Ergou nodded. The old man said again: "We only need an open-minded, healthy person, come in and let me take a look. "The second dog nodded again. After a round of knocking, the old man seemed quite satisfied. The old man let the second dog kneel down and kept smoking him until he was pulled away by the neighbor’s old lady. A madman, he went crazy since his son was beaten to death by him. After seeing young and middle-aged men enter the house, he would smoke. Ergoubai got a dozen slaps and lost a hundred and then he pulled out his legs and went to look for the lame Buddha, but that After he took the money, he left like a gust of wind. Gradually the two dogs ran out of money and were thrown out of the hotel. As a result, he ran into the lame Buddha at a grocery store around the corner. He was completely disappointed when there was a piece of seven corners left. He had originally imagined various ways of dealing with him. If he was caught by the lame Buddha, he was not interested at this time, he felt dull and disappointed, so he left the lame Foye left. But he seemed to be a little guilty. He eagerly invited the two dogs to live with him, and the nowhere to go, the two dogs had to agree. The Buddha led the two dogs to the dangerous building where he lived, where he was to be demolished. On the sofa, the two dogs had their worst dreams and memories: one day he and Chunhua climbed a mountain and got lost. The men in the village set out to find them, but the snow covered the mountain and everyone was forced to hide in the cave for a month. What happened during the period made him afraid to recall... During the process, Ergou woke up in a cold sweat. The lame Buddha also told Ergou that his surname was Li, and promised that they could cooperate in the business. It turns out that Cowherd and Cowherd. The combination of Foye can still produce a certain effect. The two of them have stolen fruit, washed clothes, showered, sold blood, and paid for it. But it was an accident that really made the rise of the two dogs. Foye picked up one by accident. Tickets for the masquerade party. After the two people negotiated, Ergou entered the station, and Foye looked at the wind. As a result, Ergou finally completed the first in his life with one of the coquettish milfs due to Ergou’s special look that was mistaken for simple and peculiar. A deal. In the first wave of shock, Ergou suddenly thought of the Buddha who was waiting for him in the dangerous building in the winter. He suddenly withered, and it took a lot of effort to regain his energy and finish the work. He took it early the next morning. When Qian and Milk returned to the dangerous building, he found that Lord Buddha had caught the wind and cold because he was watching the wind all night last night. After staying for a few days, because Lord Buddha had no registered permanent residence, no medical insurance, and no money for medical treatment, he was sick. Ergou was so anxious that he couldn't help but jump. Looking at Lord Buddha who was seriously ill, he suddenly realized that his feelings for Lord Buddha had become a little subtle. At this time, Foye spoke: "Take me to Hawaii. I want to experience the beauty of the sunny beach." Ergou agreed and ticketed to Hainan Island. On the bus to the pier, Foye died suddenly. Ergou decided to re-behave and find a proper job. He decided to become a salesman. As a result, his ID card was detained and he fell into the MLM system. The story is over. Welcome to the Jungle is purely fictional

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