said that there is such an uncle, who is in his forties and raised a handsome boy in his twenties. Son, father and son are like fathers and sons all over the world, but they can't see each other. But for the safety of the earth and all mankind, they overcame this family disagreement, walked together, and became Australia's two-person robot. A pair of heroes.
But your uncle, a conspirator, just wants to drive a robot for a lifetime! Wrong! The pattern is broken!
This uncle is playing a big game of chess! Father and son have been flying airplanes, no, since driving robots (sorry recently I rushed to the sky and brushed too much...), won many battles, defended the safety of the Australian land and people again and again. Finally, when it came to the moment of life and death, when the robot program was not supported by the President of the United States, the uncle and his son Still strong, they became one of the last 4 robots.
They came to Hong Kong, cough.
When the police remembered that when the Victoria Harbor War was about to kick off, the uncle and his son stepped into the battlefield again. This time, Although the monster they faced was ugly, it was obviously very brainy. After hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, the father and son were obviously not doing well, but they were slapped by the monster and spit out "very liquid liquid" (a famous quote by Jiyou). Power outage.
Excuse me, at this time, as a person with a little judgment, what should you do?
A. Activate emergency measures, turn on backup power generation, etc. (if any)
B. Call headquarters for support
C. Check the situation on the spot
D. Luzhu is so stupid, there must be other ways to
choose, friends? What Luzhu
wants to say here is that no matter what you think, you must be different from the uncle's choice, that's why uncle It's the conspirators and you're not the reason.
At this time, the sky is shining, and the uncle's eyes are shining with the light of sacrifice. The uncle grabbed his son's hand and said, "Boy! Now our robot is out of power, let's go out and fight. Go! Take your last breath!"
There is a gleam of doubt in my son's eyes, boy, I want to say without opening your mouth, I know what you think!
You must want to say: "I want to fight too, but we don't have weapons!!! No weapons!!"
Dad said with his eyes: "It's okay, we have a flare gun!"
Letter! No! gun!
You read that right! ! !
Dad took the flare gun and climbed out of the cockpit of the robot. He shot a flare at a monster that was at least a few hundred times bigger than himself. The bright red flare jumped out of the muzzle happily and drew a beautiful arc in the sky. The line, and then happily fell on the monster's pitted skin, without causing a ripple.
But the monster noticed it, and he slapped him over, and the father and son were honorably injured and went back. . . .
Let's calm down. . . . .
Then. . Dad's arm was injured.
What do you want to say at this time? You want to say: stupid! ! Flare gun hits furiously! ! ? ? Then you caressed your chest, but luckily, the fate was great, no one died, only minor injuries.
Luzhu wanted to say again, that was what Luzhu thought at the time, but obviously the pattern was broken! ! !
Being a conspirator requires deep self-cultivation. Sure enough, after waiting for a while, it was the turn of the big battle. They were going to put bombs on the monster's lair, and the father and son's robots were in charge of covering. But here's the question, Dad's hand is broken? Or dislocated? Anyway, you can't drive the robot.
At this time, the general who had a nosebleed the whole time came forward and said to the father's son, "It's okay, let's drive the robot together, yooooooo (why did I brush yooooo....
The father can only send his son on the road with tears in his eyes, he I know that my son will not be able to come back after leaving this time.
Is this the end of the story? No! Yes!
When the son and the general both got on the robot hand in hand, the plan started. Everyone was nervously watching the development on the console How's it going.
Then Gao Neng came!!!!!!!
Dad is
gone
Take
control! system! tower!
You read that right! ! !
Dad suddenly stepped onto the console! !
Then I messed up! ! !
Horse eggs! ! Aren't you driving a robot? ! !
Why are you in command! ! ! !
Then Dad was always in command. . in command. . in command. .
(A few words about the plan are omitted in the middle)
Well, I ignored this issue later. Dad probably loved his son and helped Jiang Zi.
result! !
When the plan was over and everyone was throwing flowers to celebrate, suddenly!
It was announced above that Daddy became the new general! !
New general!
the general!
General!
military!
You read that right!
Dad has changed from a robot driver to a general!
He is the biggest winner of the whole play!
The conspirators succeeded!
My friends and I were stunned!
This is the self-cultivation of a generation of conspirators.
-----End of the play-----
~~~~~~~~~I am the dividing line of jumping with joy~~~~~~~~~
The following thoughts about the movie
1. This movie Lu Zhuo said that it was so cool to watch and complain about it with his friends. It really is a movie that both men and women will like as long as they are men, right?
And the setting is very basic. Two people who are in the same heart drive a robot. Luzhu really wants to see two handsome blond boys flying a plane together, such as the male pig and the Australian boy. But there is a female protagonist, o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) is not happy, the female protagonist does not call, please see the two little brothers drive a robot together!
2. That Chinese robot is very nonsensical. If you want to do something with Chinese characteristics, why don't you try something with three heads and six arms? What's up with the three arms? Is it only possible to hit the front? What are the three little Chinese brothers dressed in lama costumes doing! ! Lama playing basketball is very inconsistent and good! !
3. Russian uncles and aunts are so handsome
4. Chinese and Russian robots hang up together, it seems to have a deep meaning ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Thank you for reading so much, this article is purely happy, and the pictures are happy. Don't be too serious. .
ps, lz watched 3D but didn't watch imax, but lz believes that if you watch imax, it must be very cool! o(*////▽////*)q
I wish you all a happy viewing!
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