When looking at The Hobbit with Lord of the Rings feelings

Alisha 2022-04-20 09:01:06

When you look at The Hobbit with the Lord of the Rings feelings, you will feel that there is no prequel at all except that the story happened before the Lord of the Rings. Not to mention that the male god Bloom and the goddess Bletchette have obviously degraded their facial fingers, and Gandalf is also quite old, but the whole series is protracted and lengthy in terms of the plot. Are you old?
Tucao points
1. I thought the third part was Dragon Quest. Who would have thought that I was shot to death by a human archer at the beginning of the game, and my whole body was invulnerable to a gun. Wait, I seem to have seen it somewhere, oh, the Saint Seiya Zilong is also!
2. Orcs wear iron armor, and humans wear commoner clothes. I am ashamed. Human technology is not as good as that of beasts. It is reasonable to say that there is a huge disparity in strength. The director explained it very clearly, no matter how tightly the orc armor wraps the whole body, as long as a human slashes the iron armor with a knife, a beast will fall down.
3. The underground giant snake leaked soy sauce. It's really unreliable. Wait, why is it so familiar? The boss in Transformers 2 came to make a cameo, and the lineup is really strong.
4. What about the orc northern reinforcements? The beasts are unreliable, and they are brainless. They clearly set up a trap to deceive Oak Shield. Before the reinforcements came, the leader of the albino orcs rushed to the heads-up, and finally gave the beast's life in vain!
The point of praise is that Bloom's arrow finally finished after shooting six films for about 15 hours. I always thought that his quiver was connected to the different dimension. Thank the director for telling us a truth, the money of the rich second generation will be more. More will be used up the day, especially when you need it most!
The whole movie is indeed worth watching under the current anti-corruption situation, and it is an excellent anti-corruption blockbuster!

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Extended Reading
  • Ethan 2021-10-20 19:00:08

    It is indeed a bit thankless for PJ to finally stretch the original two parts into three parts. No matter how the third episode was filmed, it was at a loss in the plot. It can only be filled with various action scenes, but I think this aspect is still good. Moreover, the lines unexpectedly revealed a very classical drama. The sentence "Are you still willing to follow me, this last time" is the best interpretation of the word "king". It's finally over, and you can swipe the three main stories indefinitely again.

  • Joesph 2021-10-20 19:00:08

    Smile point: Legolas learns to jump from Super Mario, Azog drops water, Alfred's chest... Curly blessing oh no, that dragon once again died of a lot of talk... Gandalf was hugged by the queen and the princess... The sketch scene setting at the end of the film is too beautiful... Thorin's inner drama is too good, and the Elf King is so cold and humane... The last paragraph makes people want to go through the Lord of the Rings trilogy immediately. So this is not to say goodbye to Middle-earth, but the beginning of a journey.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Dain: [when he sees another army approaching] Oh, COME ON!

  • Tauriel: [Thranduil arrives at the top of Ravenhill to find Tauriel crying over Kili's body] They want to bury him.

    Thranduil: Yes.

    Tauriel: If this is love, I do not want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

    Thranduil: [sadly] Because it was real.

    Tauriel: [Tauriel cradles Kili's hand in hers and leans down to kiss him]