When looking at The Hobbit with Lord of the Rings feelings

Alisha 2022-04-20 09:01:06

When you look at The Hobbit with the Lord of the Rings feelings, you will feel that there is no prequel at all except that the story happened before the Lord of the Rings. Not to mention that the male god Bloom and the goddess Bletchette have obviously degraded their facial fingers, and Gandalf is also quite old, but the whole series is protracted and lengthy in terms of the plot. Are you old?
Tucao points
1. I thought the third part was Dragon Quest. Who would have thought that I was shot to death by a human archer at the beginning of the game, and my whole body was invulnerable to a gun. Wait, I seem to have seen it somewhere, oh, the Saint Seiya Zilong is also!
2. Orcs wear iron armor, and humans wear commoner clothes. I am ashamed. Human technology is not as good as that of beasts. It is reasonable to say that there is a huge disparity in strength. The director explained it very clearly, no matter how tightly the orc armor wraps the whole body, as long as a human slashes the iron armor with a knife, a beast will fall down.
3. The underground giant snake leaked soy sauce. It's really unreliable. Wait, why is it so familiar? The boss in Transformers 2 came to make a cameo, and the lineup is really strong.
4. What about the orc northern reinforcements? The beasts are unreliable, and they are brainless. They clearly set up a trap to deceive Oak Shield. Before the reinforcements came, the leader of the albino orcs rushed to the heads-up, and finally gave the beast's life in vain!
The point of praise is that Bloom's arrow finally finished after shooting six films for about 15 hours. I always thought that his quiver was connected to the different dimension. Thank the director for telling us a truth, the money of the rich second generation will be more. More will be used up the day, especially when you need it most!
The whole movie is indeed worth watching under the current anti-corruption situation, and it is an excellent anti-corruption blockbuster!

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  • Cade 2022-03-23 09:01:09

    The final farewell, but it was not the best farewell. The Return of the King took a bunch of figurines. There was only one sound nomination for the Battle of the Five Armies. It was not without reason. But after watching the whole movie, I really want to rewrite the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

  • Doug 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    The prince is broken in love, dad, let’s go, let’s go, there is a ranger in the north, and the prince has set off. Time flies, the ranger is in love with the female elf, he is late, the ranger is married, the lover is not him, and he silently guards the ranger until he dies. Go home again

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • [From trailer]

    Bilbo Baggins: One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived... and those that did not.

  • [From trailer]

    Bard: Will you have peace, or war?

    Thorin Oakenshield: I will have war!