1) Well, the fashionable brother was stabbed to death by a needle when he came up. . . Director, are you undefeated in the East? . .
2) Well, each of the large vases of the Elf Queen must be taken out and placed, the Tathagata's palm is really dazzling, can you put on shoes if you travel a thousand miles away? . .
3) The mounts are all summoned beasts. If you say horseback riding, you will go up the mountain if you say horseback riding. . .
4) It is said that starting from the third part of The Lord of the Rings, the protagonists staring at the back of the audience's head in slow motion have been endless. . . However, Brother Oak is quite cute when he stares at the solid oak in Peanut's hand. . . For Mao! !
5) Middle-earth male models come with a lot of gold armor to grab luxury goods. . . fuck ah. . . Then happened to take part in the campaign to save Middle-earth. . . God horse drama ah. . . Speaking of oak, there are only 14 people. Nima, what are you doing with so many people
? 6) Reloaded orcs, shouldn't your combat power be violent? The first few wolf cavalry oak brothers can't handle it. . . Now the refugee aunt can second you. . .
7) Gandalf, why are you a wizard, and what are your spells? In addition to blackening the house to scare the good dwarfs, will you be able to do anything else? . .
8) Where is the turning point of this battle? ? ? . . . Orcs will win. . .
9) All right. . To answer the above question. Oh yeah. . Here comes the giant eagle. Everything can end. Well, it's like this every episode. . . . The giant eagle is the invincible king of Middle-earth, the god Masoron, the ring spirit orc drizzle. . .
10) He also dropped a Claw Druid in the air. Damn, a Claw Druid rushed into the sea of orc soldiers. Director, what is your ranking of Warcraft?
11) The giant snake in the ground, why didn't Mao burrow directly into the Lonely Mountain? Orcs have low IQs, right?
12) Brother Oak, Xiaobai is floating under the ice, so why don't you go straight up to make up a few knives. . . All right? . . . Your IQ is even more worrying
13) "If more people valued home above gold, the world would be a merrier place." Well, director, are you going to the Spring Festival Gala? Only the orcs are the purest. ．．
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