On this mysterious and unpredictable DC movie

Clare 2022-04-23 07:01:12

The live-action version of "Suicide Squad" is really a fantastic work, with excellent graphics, tight rhythm, and distinctive characters. But, why do I have a feeling of resentment in my heart?

There is only one truth, his plot is really illogical.

At the beginning, I came to the prison to torture the prisoners, and I was obviously afraid of the few people in the prison, but the little brother of the jailer still permeated a wave of operations: Come and beat me, you are a dog if you don’t beat me! childish breath. Disgusting food, hook you up and call you again. What kind of brother behavior is this? The most amazing thing is that when the little brother abuses people, he will show a satisfied evil smile...

There is almost no introduction of characters here, only the clown girl is too recognizable. As a DC fan, I really didn't recognize Deadshot.

Afterwards, Ms. Waller appeared, and the death of Da Chao led to the formation of a suicide squad. It is said that the death of Superman has a hairy relationship with the formation of this team, but also to prevent the hero from getting out of control? Do you really think people will feel at ease when they see these people running out of prison? Besides, didn't I say that this group of people is not enough to fight with one hand, is it necessary to overcome all difficulties to form it?

Finally introduced the characters in detail.

First come Dead Shot, the man in the legends of the rivers and lakes, who shoots wherever he points, and the bullets are not empty. I have to say that this introductory film is a real show, which once again confirms how important it is to have a craft.

Just as my generation admires the superb skills of male guns, the conversation turns, brother, it turns out that you have a broken home. The little daughter is so cute and sensible, my wife... Just this wife, I have to let my 11-year-old daughter take care of it. I am afraid that you are not blind. The conversation turned again, and a black shadow fell from the sky, blocking the father and daughter, under the bat, you were arrested.

I miss my ugly sister, who is a promising psychiatrist. I regret taking this order from Arkham. Public affairs and private affairs should be separated, okay? Don't fall in love at work! The poor little sister was literally crushed by the shaking S. Is it possible to achieve this level of obedience? Let you take Gatling and forget it, the number is wrong! Is that enough to arm a platoon? After a wave, he was also taken away by Lord Bat.

Besides the clown, this character is the essence of DC and has a huge personality charm. What makes a clown? Sickness, scars, domestic violence, unemployment, injustice? No, this clown has nothing to do with my ugly emperor except for a green grassland. Any rich second-generation (no ambiguity) can be like this if he doesn't discipline him well. How dare the New York flathead call himself the king of crime? Well, you can do anything.

Are you supposed to be an emotionless killer? You are emotional, you lose.

And if the pretty girlfriend who is so determined to earn such a good earning electric shocker would have been out of stock long ago.

The witch is the most inexplicable. The female archaeologist bravely ventured into the wilderness alone... Girl, don't you have the confidence from Lord Bei? Where did Waller dig you back after being possessed? Is it still more than enough to fall in love with a ghost? The most terrifying thing is that it is clearly recorded in the file that the witch's family members still have a younger brother. Besides, witch, why didn't you just free your brother and get your heart back after you got out of the seal? Silly sleep? It is said that the relationship between your brothers and sisters is really iron, shared bicycles have seen, shared hearts...

Captain Boomerang is a low-profile version of deadshot, and there are precedents for pitting teammates. There is no bright spot in the overall situation, and the character occupations are constantly changing between shooters and fighters. The first time a mission is launched, it is directly tied to the dead. To sum up in one word: Alas~

The crocodile man looks like a piece of meat when he puts on his clothes, and he takes off his clothes at the end. Brother, you probably don't secretly feed those raw meat to the Shark King who is locked up next door.

There is also a Japanese female samurai, not to mention her abrupt appearance. Her highlight is the sword that binds the soul. This... against the enemy... should not be used, right? The opposite is not Ghost Rider...

Burning Man, this man is really good. One move to transform into a Super Saiyan can make him harden the old gods. But brother, your buff bonus time is too short, right? Would you like to eat a Snickers bar on the pulse?

There is also the team leader, the girls are all overwhelmed by ghosts, and Nima is still full of evil fire... and withholds the correspondence of other people's father and daughter like a pervert...

Almost all the settings have been sprayed, and I am really satisfied.

After making persistent efforts and spraying the plot again, the group finally assembled and came to the target city. What is this thing like a shit monster? Don't you know how to make your relatives look better and attract popularity? In the face of shit-like monsters, everyone was not afraid of disgust and blasted them all. The part of the solo show in the middle was the pinnacle of that man. During this period, everyone was as fierce as a tiger, and when they saw the output of 2.5, it took a lot of time to clear the line.

Alright, let's face the boss level.

Nima, it turns out that the final boss is a team member, and the person to be rescued is Waller, which is a good turning point. Pooh! Doesn't all this mean that this team is useless?

The zebra prince came to save the princess, and a wave of ugly brother took his girlfriend to fly, and half of the flight exploded...

Before reaching the point, there is also a plot in the bar, there are too many grooves to spray. Valkyrie, aren't you from the government! After agreeing that I don't believe in love, Sister Ugly doesn't want her boyfriend to die, so she will pull everyone on a dog leash. What about the good and bad guys? What about heinousness? Just three or two slogans have your sense of justice ignited? Don't let Lei Feng learn from you! Such a positive view has come to our socialist country!

cough cough.

In the decisive game, first the fireman's tough brother Emperor did not hesitate at all, a group of five scumbags called frantically, and then a special soldier's sacrifice detonated a bomb to complete the KO. Why do bombs need superpowers!

The witch's skill in full bloom uses the strongest mana and the coolest special effects to summon the strongest pm2. Then use Blink to keep poking this and poking that, anyway, the kidneys have been stabbed and no one has been stabbed to death. He was fascinated by a wave of seductresses from the clown girl, and finally defeated by the truth, goodness and beauty gathered by the team members, and released the doctor like a lizard shedding its skin...

Nonsense.

Is Suicide Squad really good with a happy ending?

Is it really good to just give one coffee maker after a fight to the death?

Some positive comments: Isn't the clown sister beautiful? Are you unhappy? Doesn't coffee taste good?

Just lick it.

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Suicide Squad quotes

  • Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?

    Rick Flag: Yeah.

    Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."

    Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.

  • Rick Flag: Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.