Save money on movie tickets! (Spoiler alert)

Elinore 2022-04-19 09:01:15

This is definitely the most boring 007 movie ever made, bar none.

Skyfall was in Germany for two weeks, and it was full every day. The German media commented that this was the best episode of 007 ever. Now I feel like they're all childcare in the cinema.

Mathäser, the largest and best cinema in Munich, costs 11 euros for a ticket, which is actually similar to that in China. The question is, what's up with a 40-minute commercial before the movie opens? What's the matter with the hawkers coming in to sell popsicles?

It's not easy to start the movie. The film also has action in the first 10 minutes. I don't know where I found the Bond girl, but the unattractive face looks like a non-maid, and that body, the belly is bigger than the chest... And then Bond is still fighting fiercely here, and there is Bang. The girl shot him off the bridge with one shot... The

opening song is good, but is it necessary to make it so long to sing the whole song? !

What happened next was utterly speechless. Bond is no longer a super hero. When he came back, people thought he was too old to retire, and the gunman started shaking. His previous advanced equipment and high-end cars were gone. I saw that he received that radio at the National Gallery. I just wanted to laugh when I was there, even the action scenes of love were omitted... Don't think that you can please the Chinese audience if you put Shanghai and Macau into it so beautifully... When

I saw the villain boss come out, I suddenly felt that this story was very familiar, it seems "Charlie's Angels 2" is also about this. The former members of the secret service organization come back to take revenge on this old-fashioned topic. Are there other movies that have made similar plots?

Then I finally understand why there is no bond girl love action scene, because the real bond girl in this film is M! For the next hour and a half, Bond was all over the world protecting her! This is the oldest Bond girl ever! Sam Mendes, what a beautiful picture of American Beauty's Revolutionary Road or something, you have nothing to do with Bond here to discuss human nature!

Finally, after I finished my big bag of popcorn, I found that the little brother sitting on my right had fallen asleep...

There is only one feeling when I came out of the movie theater, can the movie ticket be refunded? !

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Extended Reading

Skyfall quotes

  • Raoul Silva: If you wanted, you could pick your own secret missions. As I do. Name it, name it. Destabilize a multinational by manipulating stocks. Bip. Easy. Interrupt transmissions from a spy satellite over Kabul... done. Hmm. Rig an election in Uganda. All to the highest bidder.

    James Bond: Or a gas explosion in London.

    Raoul Silva: Mm-hm. Just point and click.

    James Bond: Well, everybody needs a hobby.

    Raoul Silva: So what's yours?

    James Bond: Resurrection.

  • James Bond: [a mirror on Land Rover's right door falls] That's all right. You weren't using it.

    Eve: [makes left mirror fall] I wasn't using that one, either.