All the cute points get wrong, but the Guilty Pleasure is great

Tod 2022-04-24 07:01:02


Heng Chao is like a sun god, extraordinary, not angry, taciturn. The most second thing is that because he has only been a god for 18 months, he is pure, at home, and without a trace of impurities, and he is still that good boy from rural Kansas. Although playing in the bathtub with his girlfriend shows that this guy still has a talent for sex...

Then he was beaten by Ben Bat, thrown by Doomsday, picked up by Lois, abused in various ways, and the most cute and beautiful thing is that he was abused It's so ruthless, there is no blood at all, and it is always shining and beautiful with its own reflector. Kryptonians just don't bleed, even if their faces are slashed. The bat is probably super disappointed....that's what the director meant: a god can suffer, but he must suffer! of! Good! Look!! ! ! !

Of course, the choreographer can see through the most unseen evil tastes of all audiences: all in a dream, for example, Heng Chao walked over with a wicked look, the minions on both sides knelt down, and then lifted the mask of the bat (in the Imprisoned Play). For the convenience of kissing.... Benbat, your brain hole is really dirty! I understand!!)

Then Heng Chao was finally tortured to death, and the body was super beautiful: a big hole was opened in the chest but it was still spotless. Ben bat passed him to WW, and WW passed it to Lois. Is this the official matchmaking priority?

To love him is to abuse him. The roar that was made in the fandom world many years ago has finally resounded throughout the world!

PS Superman needs sunlight to recover. What are you doing by burying him underground? Expect Heng Chao to be resurrected like Lestard, wrinkled and sunbathing.

Bat you're wearing Mark I style armor that won't work. You see Superman fights so hard, wearing a Michelin bubble suit is the most effective.

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