The mutants were able to escape the disaster in 2014, and this has to start with Kant, because Kant once analyzed: time and space, as a form of the mind's cognition of all things, do not exist objectively, but It exists on the basis of the human heart, and its state of existence is a reflection of the state of the human mind.
Although this philosophical point of view was obtained through analysis, it is more like a conjecture, and there has been no evidence to prove it. In the modern age where science is increasingly used to solve philosophical problems, it is time to give a clear answer to this conjecture.
There are very few people who can understand Kant's philosophy. Professor X is one of them, because he has the strongest brain. When Professor X read this idea, because there are more important things, he did not pay attention to it. That day, he and several other mutants were chased by human-made robot sentinels to China. After taking a breath, after eating chicken and crab, Professor X was disheartened. He took out the Meizu M9 whose protective shell was broken during the fierce battle and crashed and restarted from time to time. He wanted to temporarily escape from real life, or take a look Is there any chicken soup article, so that we can fight again with chicken blood.
Then he saw this sentence in the circle of friends: How long is a minute, depends on whether you wait outside the door when you have diarrhea, or pull in the toilet.
A flash of light flashed through the professor's already dark heart, and Kant's philosophy about time was resurrected in his mind. He slapped his thigh and said: Or you can try it.
Professor X immediately convened an emergency meeting of mutants. He said: Sentinels have all the superior genes of our mutants, and their abilities are far superior to ours, but Huoyun Evil God said that all martial arts in the world are invincible. Is the key, we can break the speed! But what is speed? Speed is a measure of time, but what is time? Kant said that time is a form of the human mind to know all things. It does not exist objectively, but can be changed. How can it be changed? Guys, I have a plan....
Magneto asked: If you have a fart, let it go.
Professor X chuckled and said: This plan is really related to excretion, which is a bit embarrassing to say.
After pondering for a while, the professor continued: How long is a minute, depending on whether you wait outside the door or pull in the toilet when you have diarrhea. We can create such a scene: a mutant who has diarrhea, wears a dozen iron underwear and is waiting for the toilet (there is only one toilet), and the person in the toilet does not open the door for him, then he will feel that the time will become very long, very long , at this time, I will copy his consciousness into his brain, and then paste it in everyone's brain, then we will all feel that the time will be longer, one minute is equivalent to one day, and the days are like a waste of time, so We can calculate that it will take at least two or three months for the sentinels to find us and hide in Gaoming, Foshan. Two or three months are considered vicissitudes for us. We must have lived long enough before the sentinels killed us. Enough is enough, hahaha, all
the mutants were overjoyed and praised: This plan is very good!
The professor said: But the first person to wait for the toilet and have this sense of time will experience great physical pain, which is not something that ordinary people can bear.
Wolverine grew up and said: I have a strong self-healing ability, my body is great, I will do it.
The professor said: I'm afraid that when you can't hold back your wolfishness, you stretch out your claws and stab people.
Magneto said: Then I will squat in the toilet, only I can suppress Wolverine.
The professor said: For the sake of safety, I input into Wolverine's brain the awareness that Magneto will open the door and wait for it.
So Wolverine ate all over the food street that day, such as chicken pot crab, roasted whole lamb, chicken pot crab, roasted whole lamb, chicken pot crab, roasted whole lamb, etc., and then he swallowed a handful of crotons righteously.
A quarter of an hour later, he sweated on his forehead and covered his stomach with one hand and the toilet door with the other: Okay, are you constipated or hemorrhoids?
Magneto squatted in the toilet and answered faintly: Well, soon...
Professor X sneaked into Wolverine's consciousness and copied this part of the feeling of time, and then added beliefs such as soda to make this feeling inflated , more powerfully, sticking in everyone's mind. Three months later, the Sentinels found the mutants, but for the mutants, they had lived for centuries, and the Sentinel's fire was sprayed on them. They felt that there were still several years before they reached them, and they were not in a hurry.
The mutants finally confirmed Kant's conjecture with facts. Nothing is in a hurry, the result of falling asleep is not to open your eyes and go to work at once! Instead, you can sleep for a long time, even if you still have to go to work eventually, it will be a long time later. If possible, why not even a little bit of convenience.
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