Crosstalk "The Mystery of the Shadow" Review

Christian 2022-04-24 07:01:01

I'm sorry, I know Batman is a classic superhero, and I know the movie was made by Nolan, but due to my personal reasons, "Batman 1: Mystery of the Shadow" is a big comic for me haha Hahahaha, this little bundle is shaking, one by one, it's worth writing a movie review.

The short review shows that since 2015, I have tried to get into Batman, it can be said that the fate is not shallow, and this time, it has been six years and the third time. The first two times I saw Bruce go to China to sit in prison for about 10 minutes. The biggest reason is the mouth of the male protagonist Christian, hahahaha! I have never seen an actor who uses his lips to express his emotions. Are there any defects in his upper lip or upper teeth or upper tiger teeth that are different from ordinary people? It's so pretentious, hahahaha, I really can't stand it! In particular, the Batman puts on the caostumen, I only got the mouth, I am completely self-abused and stare at his mouth, ah, hahahahaha, one second, I will never enter.

So, why am I finally immune to Christian's mouth after six years? The reason is that I watched "Deadly Magic" before, which increased some goodwill in acting, so today, I have to close my eyes and watch Batman!

So in a superhero movie, I got a rare basket of slots.

1. Of course, it's the mouth that Batman can't look directly at.

2. The heroine Rachel, taxi 50 between her eyes.

3. I found out that Cillian Murphy is not, the old man who played Alfred is Nolan's supporting role, and contributed "My Rolls-Royce is borrowed by you, remember to fill it up." "You usually have a good body for a long time, even I can't even lift a piece of wood." Waiting for the classic to laugh.

4. Christian's Chinese: "I am not guilty of running."? ? ?

5. The male protagonist of "Following" plays a water factory worker, and his lines are only two lines: No, the water pressure is too high. But I finally saw him in color. It sounds like a national treasure.

6. The perverted police officers in "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" are so perverted, and they are so innocent in this movie, and they are whitewashed across movies.

7. It is recommended that the entire drama's service Huadao act as the master of Fox to produce a derivative drama, which can compete with the Marvel science team.

8. "Nice coat" "Bruce let's go, let's go buy a few more hotels" I laughed to death hahahahahaha, this is such a cold joke.

9. Whose house is lined with a big cave, this is not a thought, anyway, the whole Gotham is the garden of the young master.

10. The two cute ears on Batman's head are also the reason why I can't get into the show. They are like the two dumb hairs on the head of a muscular man, and they are always in a "running" state. The barrage of "Two in Two" flew through my mind.

11. I found that Christian's hairstyle can also express emotions! When you are afraid or cowardly in the early stage, you just follow the comb, and when you become a young master in front of people or eliminate harm for the people, you will have a big back! What a versatile actor...

12. Batman is really holding a grudge. He was coaxed in front of him, and he has to go back to the last hard words.

13. Important women in Nolan's films, such as wives and mothers, are 100% dead. If they don't die, it's not a good movie. (The simile "Creed" is a bad movie)

14. Going on to talk about the hairstyle, the young master mostly brushes his hair in front of Rachel, and if he disagrees, he will be slapped in the mouth. A millionaire in front of him, and a simple young master in the back, in front of Rachel, he can only be PUA, a classic PUA tactic: psychological attack + hanging. For you, go out to exercise for seven years; for you, do some strange costumes; for you, fight against urban criminals; for you, become a bat man... As a result, the queen said: Wait until Gotham doesn't need Batman. Let's talk. The back turned straight for a second.

15. Movie actors will indeed affect the viewing experience. I personally like Murphy's acting skills, and the perverted scarecrow is really creepy.

Finally, a superficial comparison of Ironman and Batman. When encountering difficulties: Ironman: I'll make a machine with my clever brain. Batman: Master, the equipment has been shipped to you. Batman's super power is really super rich.

And what attracts me is just a smart head.

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Extended Reading

Batman Begins quotes

  • The Scarecrow: [riding through a riot on a hooded horse] There's nothing to fear but fear itself!

  • Batman: [has laid a snare-trap which yanks Flass by his leg 70 feet into the air] Where were the other drugs going?

    Flass: I never knew. I don't know. I swear to God...

    Batman: Swear to *me*!

    [He rapidly lowers a screaming Flass and then yanks him back up]

    Flass: I don't... I don't know. I never knew. Never. They went to some guy for a couple of days before they went to the dealers.

    Batman: Why?

    Flass: There was something... Something else in the drugs... something hidden.

    Batman: What?

    Flass: I never went to the drop-off point. It was in the Narrows. Cops only go there when they're in force.

    Batman: Do I look like a cop?

    Flass: No...!

    [rapidly lowers Flass once more before dropping him to the ground]