To be sure, Barbusa is the protagonist!

Myrl 2022-04-23 07:01:12

There is a smell of hormones everywhere in the air, which makes me decide to accept the invitation of Mr. K, and then the most fashionable confession season 521, walk with him and his "him" 3P, and come to Seven Star Studios, Watched the just-released "Pictured Pirates 4".

As the fourth work linking the above, the degree of completion of the film is surprisingly low. I feel that the film can last for an hour after pumping the water, hehe, I am patronizing foreplay. It is said that this is the only work with ready-made text support compared to the previous three. After grinding it for more than two hours, it gave a bad start to the new series.
But I can't help but admire Disney, people are full of confidence in their own golden signs, and abruptly spent 200 million to make this book, which is even a game guide, into a movie.
So on the screen, the smoky, catwalking, nonsensical Captain Niangpao came back.

At the beginning of the film, a group of minions were salvaged, and a mentally handicapped old man found the trace of the Fountain of Youth, and then he pointed out that this time we went to the Fountain of Youth. And the whole story revolves around finding the Fountain of Youth, gathering three props and developing immortality.
This time, the little blacksmith and the noble girl are missing from the main characters, and the EX of Captain Jack and his father, Blackbeard, are newly added. So the only remaining captains, Jack and Barbusa, took on all the burdens needed for the development of the plot.
Let’s talk about the protagonists separately:

In my opinion, the protagonist of this work is the old fox, the old fritters, Barbusa, and our Captain Jack has become a vase that triggers the plot. High-altitude bungee jumping, looking for hidden props or something. Looking at the whole film, Captain Jack's greatest achievement is just the achievement of "the first to visit the Fountain of Youth", but Mr. Ba personally ended up with the final Boss, and also captured the Queen Anne's Revenge, which had surrendered Blackbeard, and some of his sailors. . If this still doesn't prove my point, then let's look at the chronological order of events -

Blackbeard robs the Black Pearl, and Barbusa breaks his leg = "Barbusa joins the King of England; Jack Sparrow returns to London to save his younger brother =" Jack met EX in a bar and was taken on the "Queen Anne's Revenge"; Going out to sea to find the Fountain of Youth = "Two people looking for treasures = "Babusa and Jack make peace on the way =" In the end, the three men will decide the outcome of the Fountain of Youth, and

it is easy to find out that the old Bajack teamed up to destroy the black beard. In fact, the whole story is It revolves around Laoba's revenge.
But if Barbusa's perfect revenge after his broken leg is considered to be the Pirates of the Caribbean spirit that Acura must report for its flaws, then for Pirates of the Caribbean 4, which lacks the epic perspective of a grand narrative and the poignant and magnificent folklore as a text support , the once-established brilliant box office has really become so out of reach.
PS It seems that since Barbusa cured the king's stutter, he has really devoted himself to the British royal family.

Let's talk about Jack, in 4, Captain Jack, who is suspected to be the non-protagonist and definitely not the main cow, begins to become affectionate and righteous, or his moral level rises steadily. What about abandoning the ship to escape, treachery, betraying friends, saving lives, and everything. At the beginning, he went deep into the tiger's den to rescue Mazai's First Officer Gibbs, then sacrificed his life to rescue his former lover, then assisted Barbusa to obtain two silver cups, and then tried to mediate during the melee behind (actually, the captain was naughty again) ), which fully reflects that Captain Jack has definitely gone back to do his homework during the years he has been absent from the big screen, and he has definitely made up for these socialist theoretical works such as three g stands for eight r eight c and x society, etc., and has achieved self-improvement. Self-cultivation, sublime the quality of one's own will, and steadily move forward in the direction of a good captain who "serves the people".
You see, in this episode, not a single woman slaps his mouth is the best proof!
However, the situation that the characters' personalities cannot be unified will definitely affect the future development of the new series, because what the fans need is the cunning and cute Captain Jack, not the good government of the people, Jack!
If the box office of the subsequent series is not ideal or fails, then this kind of character setting must be to blame. Here I bet a dollar with you.

Not interested in Blackbeard, just curious to draw eyeliner for all pirate captains except Barbusa?
Now let's talk about his daughter.
The female pig in the last three episodes is also the captain's nemesis (the captain has never met good things after meeting this girl) This episode is finally gone, but Captain Jack still has bad luck, because this time the female pig is not someone else's but his own Old love. The newly introduced Captain Love is a Spanish girl Penelope. She has to have breasts, butts and buttocks. Her lips are like hooks. When you bite into it, it will feel like a chocolate-flavored bronze skin. It is a perfect definition of "Spanish lover". "The word, and compared to the noble women mentioned above, it is not a star and a half. It is also based on the filming of literary films, and it is also used as a moving vase. Why is the gap so big.
Before his mother's death, Zhang Wuji made it clear that the words of women in this world are the most unbelievable, especially those who are cute and beautiful. Not to mention Penelope is also a goddess-level stunner, but she is not so irritating to deceive our captain, maybe this is the so-called audience relationship.
BTW, at the end of the film, Pei told Captain Jack that I was pregnant, which immediately made the audience in the theater burst into laughter. However, this statement is by no means false. At the time of the filming, Penelope was indeed pregnant, but she was still in such a good shape, showing that the goddess is the goddess.

Somehow, I knew that the handsome priest and the inexplicably topless Little Mermaid were an interesting combination. The most brutal and shameless Blackbeard in the whole film seems to have been seen through the drama earlier. No matter how the little priest provokes him, he will not kill him. Mermaid's Tears was rejected, killed, but not killed. I don't know if it's Blackbeard's uselessness or my Lord's blessing (director's words: fart, it's clearly arranged by me), it's really inexplicable. As for the little mermaid, she made an amazing appearance and made a bizarre curtain call. She was originally released well, but she had to help her in the final battle. Before she left, she inexplicably dragged two silver cups and appeared in front of Captain Jack. Scissorhands went up and down to cut the paragraphs that the captain and the mermaid had done. After all, such an abrupt setting can't be explained without explaining it (the director also said: I'm a popcorn movie, I'm really annoying you guys). According to other people's research, at the end of the film, the handsome priest and the little mermaid hugged and rushed to the ocean, because the person who received the mermaid's kiss gained the ability to breathe underwater, so there is no need to worry. However, there are other rumors. Although the person who accepts the kiss of the mermaid can breathe underwater, the premise is that the mermaid will eat it after mating with it underwater. I shuddered and immediately thought of the black cat sheriff about the newly married mantis. One episode...

Finally, let's talk about what you want to highlight at the back of the film. Basically, the film wants to talk about the exclusivity of beliefs and the like. If the second half of the Gollum drama is considered a theme, after all, popcorn movies have nothing to pursue. The water of the Fountain of Youth is playing with two old stalks who can only live. The destruction of the Fountain of Youth by the Spanish governor's army can be seen as the ruling class's firm grasp of the ideological discourse power, and the tragedy of Blackbeard is that he only insists on Solitary lone wolf belief, completely ignoring the feelings of others, Cam Ang, Blackbeard, you need to study more, don't you know there is a word in economics called win-win? Ugh.

Summary evaluation: Depp is 49, and if you don't watch it, you will be old. Besides, isn't there an air conditioner in the theater? !

PS If you want to watch it, I suggest you watch it in 2D. This work has few actions and special effects, and the photography light is relatively dark. Wearing 3D glasses to watch it will be particularly uncomfortable, especially for students who are short-sighted.



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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • Angelica: I love you.

    Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have, always will.

  • Jack Sparrow: You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.