This is a bandit, not a pirate.

Jessica 2022-04-21 09:01:15

The character building of the whole movie is very, very failed, and the plot flaws are very, very, very unreasonable.

First up is the villain, Blackbeard Edward Teach. His appearance struck me as funny because his beard was smoking. And this big pirate killed 2 people from beginning to end, one was a passerby and the other was himself. Shooting his daughter with a gun also made me feel pretentious, why take his own daughter as a hostage? It took a lot of time before to describe how he cherished his daughter, and as for threatening Jack, isn't there a Pearl?

Then there is his weapon, the magical sword that can control the rope, such a bug-like weapon has no provenance. And in the crucial decisive battle, the sword was useless at all.
What I have to say is that the Spanish army who ran out at the end didn't know what to do. After demolishing the entire temple, he left, and the hostile English forces were right in front of him, and he didn't even pay attention. After breaking into the Spring of Youth and forcibly demolishing it, it disappeared immediately. It can be called the most powerful soy sauce team in history.
Why Teach is dying and what caused it, the film does not say.
Why Teach attacked Barbossa, the film does not say.
King George II, King of England, why did he want to retrieve that cup, the film didn't say


The most amazing and terrifying mermaid in the whole movie suddenly eliminated the word "horror". Mingming designed the mermaid to be a monster that seduces the crew and eats them, but makes her fall in love with a human because he is a good person. All I can say is that the sailors of the Royal Fleet of England were tragic.





The pirate movie has been changed to a treasure hunt movie. The whole play is basically on land, not pirates, but bandits.


Lastly, cherish life and stay away from 3D.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier] Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

  • Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

    Cabin Boy: Sharks?

    Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.