After watching 3DMAX, I left with an "oh" sound.

Charlie 2022-04-21 09:01:15

I haven't had any movies to look forward to for a long time recently~ So I simply watched MAX, there were a lot of people, and I bought an evening ticket at noon~ I only bought the second row and moved to the side. ~ A look down, exhausted.
Speaking of movies, pseudo-3D and obscure graphics aside, the pregnant heroine also made me very frustrated. Stranger Tides made me think the scene was grand, but I didn't see many waves throughout. After reading it, I realized that the director had changed: Marshall, who had directed "Chicago" and "Memoirs of a Geisha", his style is not a pirate at all. Did the writer change too? Continue to endure...
Finding the Fountain of Youth seems to have the same routine as a shitty monster-hunting and treasure-hunting upgrade game. Jack enters the water above his head like a halo of the next level in the game. I was eating popcorn and almost didn't shout "Dude, Forgot to bring back to the city scroll!". The motives of the characters are still bloody, and the riots are climaxing. Why did JACK save the priest who made soy sauce for no reason? ? Later, when the mermaid opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was the priest. Why did she save the unfriended heroine without saying a word? ? , the Spanish leader stomped on the silver cup with one foot, and I ate dead flies with one foot. Then, was the silver cup that was worshipped on that face for the god horse? For god horse? ! ! . In the final decisive battle, there was no three-way naval battle, and it was just a few gestures in the small cave. I thought there would be a fierce battle with the Spaniards, but they turned out to be a good soy sauce bottle, and they came all the way to destroy the Fountain of Youth! ! ? Shoot a patriotic Brit by the way? Captain Blackbeard, soy sauce. I was very excited when Jack's father appeared on the stage. Who would have guessed that he went to play soy sauce without saying a few words.
The only good impression is the mermaid part. The dark picture is matched with the weird music, which is exciting and the visual effect is acceptable.
Finally, let’s talk about JACK’s performance. Depp is still Depp, but I think pirates are not so pirates. The last sentence “I don’t drink spring water but I can leave a name in history” makes us think it came from the mouth of a sage Woolen cloth.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier] Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

  • Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

    Cabin Boy: Sharks?

    Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.