As a single otaku, it's not easy to find someone to go to the movies with, and you can only find friends who are also very nerdy.
The most amazing thing about this movie is the mermaid. Of course, it's also interesting for the characters to take the trouble to fool each other, but obviously the most interesting is the wet naked girl. But I don't understand why a mermaid immediately turns into a vampire after dragging a man into the water. Don't they want to talk to the man first and then eat the man? How to complete the first step of the great cause of the mating period after frightening the men?
Then there was a mermaid who was a little Loli caught. I don't think the face of this mermaid is very beautiful, but the figure is good, plus it is a little cute and has a relatively large degree of fruit, so the overall look is quite good. Muscle missionary has always shown love to mermaids. When the mermaid fell out of the glass coffin, my eyes widened, and I was very, very sorry that I didn't find anything interesting. Oh sure, that's off topic. The mermaid turned out her feet but fell to the ground as soon as she stood up, what a soft girl. Then the shameless and wretched missionary picked up the mermaid and walked away in the name of showing love. Wipe, I can hug the soft girl like this, why is there no soft girl paralyzed in front of me and flip the table!
Later, Captain Jack and his friends went through the portal and did discordant things in the beautiful temple of another dimension. The pious Spanish Catholic demolition team rushed in and demolished in front of Captain Jack and his friends. beautiful temple. The efficiency of its demolition is so high that even the demolition office of my dynasty can't match it. At this time, the infatuated missionary classmates sneaked back and rescued the poor mermaid MM. But as soon as the mermaid MM was rescued, he dived into the water and disappeared. The missionary classmates are really sad. What's even sadder is that after the mermaid MM abandoned the missionary classmates, she went to look for the gay Jack right away, and gave two cups with ambiguous meanings.
Fortunately, in the end, the missionary still waited until the mermaid MM, and after an affectionate kiss with the mermaid MM, he was dragged into the water and the mermaid did something that the director did not let the audience see. I thought the missionaries would finally be able to bring home the soft girl who turned out her feet on land. Died in the arms of the girl, although it is a little bit of a cup, but compared to the countless cannon fodders that died along the way, it is still very happy.
By the end of the film, I finally found the gist of the film. It turns out that this movie just wanted to tell us that Captain Jack is a gay guy who wants gay friends instead of girls and doesn't care about the length of life. From the beginning of the film, Jack took a risk to save his friend, to the ambiguous relationship between Jack and various characters, either enemy or friend, to the end, Jack gave the chance of immortality to the girl, and abandoned her without hesitation, and sailed in the Caribbean with good friends. . However, it is such a gay guy, who has such a good character and unconditional admiration from a girl.
Compare the endings of several other main characters. The evil black-bearded mistress struggled for most of the movie, but he was fooled by Jack after all and dedicated his life to his sister. His fate was the same as the tool used to drink water at the end. The one-legged Barbossa had better luck, because he had a deep relationship with Jackie, and got Blackbeard's boat and sword. Gibson lived happily with Jack because of his deepest love with Jackie. Missionary Philip (I really don't understand why he doesn't use a Philips razor to shave his chin), one of the few firm straight men in the movie (personally thinks this is stronger than his faith), and was finally Xed by pagan creatures Kill, sweet and tragic. Angelica, the cunning and infatuated heroine, was unable to overthrow Jack, the gay man, and became an island grudge. It can be seen that indifference is the worst death. When a straight man will be killed by a girl, only by messing with the base, and with Captain Jack, can there be a bright future.
When I got out of the theater, I noticed that Jack's gun was bent by some naughty child on a promotional cardboard box for Pirates of the Caribbean. But I think this is the most in line with the essence of the movie. Isn't this movie just to bend Jack.
Just when I hit the review, I found out that this can also have sensitive words.
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