No fart, please don't squeeze

Alphonso 2022-04-19 09:01:16

Here's a Pirates of the Caribbean fan's snarky review of Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Pirates of the Caribbean has brought us a lot of moving and imagining, such as the legend of the undead in the first, the battle of skeletons, the battle of ships in the second, giant monsters, the overturning of the sky in the third, and the battle of thieves.

But when it came to the fourth, what I saw was a plot that was no fart. Only with the pure music and Captain Jack, I knew it turned out to be Pirates of the Caribbean IV.

The first half really has the legacy of the previous ones. The story begins with a foreshadowing (which story is not), and it is always so atmospheric and majestic at the beginning, the captain full of joy, the wise fighting style, various scenes and actions One after another, a wide variety of tricks, it can indeed be said to be addicted.

Later, a series of mysterious events, including the sudden appearance and disappearance of the captain's father, and the mysterious arrival of the captain's ex-girlfriend, are all rendering the story and promoting the development of the story.

But many fans have seen it, this episode is the kind of old-fashioned plot, let our captain go to find a lot of treasures, and then put together the story like a puzzle, we can continue to watch it until here, As we know this is Pirates of the Caribbean, expect more surprises for you.



The transition of the plot is also quite satisfactory. Although there are no novel contradictions, there is nothing wrong with it. Captain Blackbeard who can cast spells, puppet dolls who can hurt people, and special effects scenes of catching mermaids. The story is also full of joy and mystery. Move forward slowly.

A handsome male character and a more beautiful actress than the other are dizzying to watch. The descriptions of several loves are also looming, so that people can only see the clue, but not the deep impression.



At the back, when the story is about to reach its climax, I don't know what went wrong. The director begins to be full of loopholes, and the plot without farts begins to come.

The director is not pushing the story to the climax we imagined in one go when we can already guess the old-fashioned plot, but just using the scene to challenge the audience's memory and IQ.

It started with the part where Jack jumped off the cliff, and I couldn't understand it from the beginning. Although the part where Jack and Barbossa went to grab the Holy Grail was well explained and connected to the plot, the fighting scenes were handled well. , but in my opinion it is redundant and full of loopholes.

The final climax of anticipation is also a false climax. There is a saying that women who have experienced orgasms will be particularly disgusted and disgusted with the orgasm performances pretended by actresses.

This is especially true for moviegoers with a good appreciation level. The final climax is really confusing. I hope that the mermaid part will be regarded as the climax, and then the movie will end there, and the filming of Pirates of the Caribbean V will start directly.

The scene of the Spanish leader who appeared at the tail with his left foot and his right foot flattened the two Holy Grails and threw them into the water was really incomprehensible and unacceptable to many people.

The Spaniards went to war, and came all the way to grab the Fountain of Youth?

Why didn't they just use their left foot when they first found the Holy Grail, and then stomped the Holy Grail with one foot, and then threw it into Haiti, wouldn't it be better?

Why pretend to let the Spaniard's head rub the two holy grails?

In the end, after the Spaniards smashed it in a funny way, Le Di Di Di Di Di Dian left, and it was really confusing.

Later, the plot of the mermaid holding two cups completely defeated me. I felt that the mermaid really liked our Captain Jack. They are the protagonists of love. Otherwise, how could they be so telepathic? Did the director make a mistake?

In the end, the scene where Barbossa didn't want the Black Pearl, but drove someone else's boat with a knife reminded me of William at the end of the third middle school. Well, Barbossa and William are both close to "God". , and it's cool and handsome to rob someone else's ship, and the sequel will not come out. It turns out that the Pirates of the Caribbean sent away the robbers one by one through this development.



It's true that Pirates of the Caribbean is a work that is close to telling a myth. Captain Jack can come back to life in the second or third film, so it's implying that anything can happen in Pirates of the Caribbean, including such old-fashioned plots and loopholes. All can be explained.

Why? Myths, the first part said that if you take a coin, you can live forever, and you can live forever, but there are people who want to drink the fountain of youth.



No more than five shots were fired throughout the movie. The epic scene of two ships fighting each other with guns disappeared. The pirates all started to go ashore to loot and fight, and all of a sudden they turned into bandits.



The director also stopped telling myths, and started talking about the magic of props, two holy grails filled with water, and one of them could be immortal. I remember seeing it in a movie. This old-fashioned escalating mission-style treasure hunt plot and nonsensical pseudo-climax are nothing more than copycats, and what we are watching is just a treasure hunt story that we are used to.

Even if it is such an old story, the director can tell it more delicately and completely, make the climax more real, and make the previous wonderful things more meaningful.


There is a saying that no fart squeeze, exercise. I don’t think the fourth will be up or down. As for whether the fifth will come out, I don’t know. Even if it will come out, I hope that on the basis that the four can be well trained, it will bring us even greater surprises.

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Extended Reading
  • Chanelle 2021-10-20 18:59:57

    The Spaniards who are out-of-the-box are surprising

  • Charlie 2022-03-24 09:01:14

    Not bad, at least not up to disappointing standards.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

  • Blackbeard: [to Jack] If I do not make it to the fountain in time, neither will you.