Home Alone--There Is Freedom With Guns

Reed 2022-06-28 21:30:58

As for the title, you can think that I'm telling a pun-y yellow joke. After all, men do appear to be more free than women.

In fact, a gun can be a real gun, a pun gun, or a metaphysical gun. Sometimes the gun of spirit is also called courage. Courage has always been the first sign of a man, or at least advocated as a man's spirit-not the scumbags of modern times.

Why do I come to this conclusion? because I recently rewatched Home Alone.

As a teenager, I occasionally saw clips of this movie on TV. The only impression was that it was too sweet. A bear child played around with two adults, and at that time, as a child, of course I was happy.

You forget it as you get older.I read a piece of news recently, saying that the President of the United States once starred in "Home Alone 2".

The special uncle is powerfully implanted, and it is good to have money.

At the end of the year, it is always fun to have fun, so this news reminded me that I have only seen a little bit of this series of movies, so why not find some fun-this can be summed up as a truth;everything should be eternal, must be happy!

So let's look at 2 first. It's over, but it's not fun, so I went back and looked at 1. When I was a teenager, I should have seen 1.

After watching the two, I realized that the 2 is purely to make money off the 1. The plot is similar, the funny points are similar, and even the actors have not changed. As for Kevin, the eccentric kid inside, fighting two robbers out of wits, it's nothing, it's nothing more than using the convenience of the location.

Part 2 is very obvious. The two robbers were supposed to be blocked at the toy store, but Kevin led them to his relatives' house. The Chinese Art of War says: The weather is not as good as the land, and the land is not as good as the people. Playing at home is, of course, an advantage.

It's no different from another movie I watched as a kid. This is China's most legendary movie, "Tunnel Warfare". We might as well learn from the movie theme song (reminder: watch and sing):

Tunnel warfare, tunnel warfare, thousands of God soldiers in ambush, hey, thousands of God soldiers in ambush, guerrilla warfare has been launched on the Great Plains of thousands of miles, villages and villages are connected by tunnels, invaders, he dares to come and fight His soul trembled and fluttered; the invaders, he dared to come, beat others to the ground...

Are you excited? Are you happy? I'm thinking back to the time when onlookers watched this theme film. The most excited were us children. The heroes in it are like moles in the ground, making the invaders dizzy, only to be beaten on the buttocks.

Map for teaching tunnel warfare

Even more advanced than Home Alone, the aggressors also use alienation tactics, trying to figure out our authentic design method. As a result, our heroes will do whatever they want and destroy them on the spot. This plot design is comparable to "Infernal Affairs". This film is also a teaching film. Entertainment and teaching are closely combined. Invisibly, the majority of bear children have learned another trick.

I can only sigh that the children of the US emperor are still not lucky enough.

But the US emperor's children also have luck. For example, no matter 1 or 2 miles, Kevin can actually see gangster movies. I'm clueless; I have no idea what movie they're in.But they are all killing clips. In 2, the clip of the gang boss killing his derailed mistress is still used. This seems a little politically incorrect, doesn't it?

Violence, porn, how can kids watch this?

However, when I watched 2 and then 1 again, I was suddenly relieved. Because the director didn't care about political inaccuracies at all, the kid, Kevin, actually brought his own gun and could fire bullets with gas!

Because this is basically a drama wrapped in a comedy veneer. What are you talking about? It's the history of the American Revolutionary War.

Without the protection of my parents, two robbers suddenly broke in. The only thing that can be done? Pick up the gun and kill the invaders!

What if the gun doesn't work? What if the force is not advanced enough? Use your ingenuity to fight the invaders to the end! ——This is what "Tunnel Warfare" does not say.

Chairman Mao taught us to despise the enemy strategically. Therefore, all invaders all over the world have common characteristics: they are ugly, stupid, greedy.

It is a pity that the tunnels in China have become tourist attractions, and the guns for shooting birds have been confiscated. Only the US imperialists still maintain the tradition of personal gun ownership.

Therefore, "Tunnel Warfare" has no sequels, but "Home Alone" has four sequels.

Some people say that the U.S. imperialists allowed individuals to own guns, causing the proliferation of guns and triggering many shooting cases. This is an undeniable fact. It is even more undeniable that the private guns of the US imperialists can arm hundreds of thousands of troops, but since the end of the Civil War in 1865, the United States has not had a civil war for 155 years.

What is this called, deterrence? Everyone knows that other people have guns, and who dares to bully others arbitrarily? Just like China in the age of cold weapons, when everyone practiced martial arts, the world became peaceful. This trick was later learned by the Soviet Union, and the world remained relatively peaceful for more than 70 years.

With a gun in hand, no one is afraid. Fear not, for it is the greatest prerequisite for freedom.

As the saying goes, hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them. That good man has martial arts. Can a rogue block it? So, I have to come to a conclusion: "Tunnel Warfare" and "Home Alone" have a common theme:there is freedom with guns.

All reactionaries are paper tigers, as the great Chairman Mao said.But knocking down a paper tiger always requires some conditions. The first is courage, and the second is a gun. Ultimately,a gun is courage, and a gun is freedom. How simple is this logic? That's authentic Chinese courage, freedom, and guns!

Confucius also said that the benevolent must be brave, but the brave need not be benevolent.He also said: The reason why people stand is faith, wisdom, and courage. Therefore, how can a free and rational person lack courage, although only courage is not enough?

Another sage said: The virtue of a gentleman is to be brave first, and if there is no courage, half of it will be lost.

You don't believe these famous quotes? Can you check it out?

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Home Alone quotes

  • Kevin McCallister: Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?

    Santa Claus: Yes, but make it quick. Santa's got a little get together he's late for.

    Kevin McCallister: Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus.

    Santa Claus: [his beard is pulled down, revealing his real face] What makes you say that? Er, just out of curiosity.

  • Kevin McCallister: [to Santa's helper] This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?