The hero falls into the water, the loli is fierce

Zion 2022-04-20 09:01:05

Completely overwhelmed by "Kick Ass". After wilting for an afternoon and a half night, and being stuffed with Japanese food for a whole day, I felt refreshed from beginning to end, a thrill that made people inhale the cool air and shout "Fucking awesome!"

Like two big smoking guns and stealing Kidnapping and Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, but also like comic hero films must not miss this film, not necessarily classic, but definitely make your adrenaline surge. An unreliable gangster, a headless and fly-like underdog hero, a bad-looking villain who wants to play as a dick, coupled with the loli version of Uma Thurman, wow~ Quentin will laugh when he sees it.

Dave is the universal male pig foot of all black comedy movies, small person, naive, full of fantasy, hero worship, a little bad, not bad, has a crush on beautiful girls, and usually has a few bad friends, uh, how do you say that? Come on: Just like my peers, I'm just existing.

Little people become big heroes, what should I do? Bitten by an irradiated spider? Got stabbed blind? Used by the US military for testing? Or reincarnated directly to Mars or a rich family? no, no, no, you just need to go online to order a superhero uniform, and then upload the short video of you being madly flattened and unyielding on the Internet, whoops~ You are popular, and by accident you have become part of a criminal group A thorn in the eye.

Even if he became a superhero, Dave was still weak. He was regarded as a Gay BBF by the girl he liked. Just like what Red Mist, who is even worse than him, commented, "This is a fool." But Hollywood will always be the mainstream of Happy Ending. Good people are blessed, and bad people are completely ruined. Of course, there will still be one who is hated by his father and family. The villain stayed to make a sequel, and kick ass still fell into the stereotype of spider man.

The only thing that makes people feel soy sauce in the whole film is that Uncle Nicolas Cage died and burned to death. For the physical and mental health of Little Loli, Big Daddy must hang up, which is also to pass the review of the SARFT... ...compared to the other ways to die in this film, I just have to shut up. Because the various ways of dying by spraying blood in this film remind me of "Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill" very darkly, industrial microwave ovens, car shredders, bazooka, cool~

The other thing that is so cool to death is the soundtrack in the film, coupled with the little loli chopping melons and cutting vegetables, the idea of ​​jumping up is already there. Ha, I immediately went to the original sound of kick ass.

Marvel's comics are very advanced with the times. Watchman and kick ass are the best non-mainstream comic heroes I have seen in the past two years. The mainstream will still be reserved for "The Dark Knight", although such bat spirits (Bat man ) has subverted the stereotype of superheroes.

The superheroes in watchman are all marginalized people in the society. They are not welcome to be seen as dilapidated, and their kick ass is even worse. The kind of look that pretends to be a dick and eats a piece of shit makes people sigh: a hero who falls into the water is also a dog.

Fortunately, there are Lolita ferocious.

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Kick-Ass quotes

  • Mrs. Zane: [From Dave's fantasy where she wears nothing but her bra and underwear, with a seductive tone] Look at me, Dave; Look at me.

  • Dave Lizewski: This is awesome! I look like frickin' Wolverine!