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Kellie 2022-04-19 09:01:07

I was in a bad mood, so I chose such a movie to watch in the cinema. After watching it, er... The mood doesn't seem to fluctuate much.
I was the first to enter the venue, and when I went in, the advertisement started, alas~~ Every time it was these advertisements, I almost remembered it~ The only thing that brought me interest was the trailer of [30 day of nights] , It seems not bad, and it seems to be very conventional, after all, most of the thrillers that won the championship in North America are not very good~~(It seems that this [superbad] also won the championship~~It took two weeks, hehe~`). Later, people came in one after another, but there were only 20 people watching. The beginning of the movie is rather ordinary~ The two are talking on the phone, the content of the conversation is quite interesting, and the two good friends are talking about what pornographic website is good, they must satisfy themselves and hide the parents who pay the bills. The three girls in front of me laughed so hard right from the start, I think they were just looking for an excuse to have a good laugh, the movie itself is not important (but in a sense it is, you can't Look at [Lust, Caution] while laughing...). It's a little disappointing to watch it next, because the male protagonists are all unattractive (although this is the general routine of teenage comedy), and the heroine, basically no heroine, all supporting actresses... That is, look It turns out that the fat man is very cowardly. He was spit on by others just because his "gay" friend didn't stand up to help him, and his attitude towards the other boy friend with glasses was extremely bad. Is this also a natural law of biology? Fear of the strong bullying the weak? Alas, none of them are men~~~ But on the other hand, in front of girls, I completely show myself as a hero, alas, morbid~
As for the jokes, basically everyone laughs and I laugh in unison, except for that paragraph , Fat Seth tells about his tragic childhood when he liked to draw dicks, which was really funny. Other things, I thought the ending was abrupt at first, but now I think it's okay, it was a good ending, another way to end their high school life or friendship, because it always has to end.
There are two important and funny characters that haven't been mentioned yet, those two policemen. The fact that Tiaozi can do this is also an accumulation of virtue~~~ Haha... At first I thought it was just two cutscenes, but they finally led to the growth of the glasses boys. coincide? It must be, because the two of them themselves wanted to tell the child that "our note is also grown from your age", which is a prelude to growing up, or a consoling piece of advice...
Generally speaking, I don't like this kind of film very much. , either you are purely funny, or you are completely warm, this is mixed, and the taste is indescribable. So, even if you have to do this, then you come out a few years earlier, then maybe you have the classic status of [American Pie]~~~

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Superbad quotes

  • Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!

    Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?

    Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!

    Officer Slater: This is not good!

    Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!

    Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?

  • Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!

    Officer Slater: Yup

    Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...

    Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!

    Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.

    Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.

    Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.

    Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything

    Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...

    Officer Slater: No way,

    Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.

    Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.

    Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.

    Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...

    Officer Michaels: It's true

    Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...

    Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.

    Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.

    Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.

    Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."

    Officer Michaels: Four ounces.

    Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.

    Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.

    Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.

    Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.

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