Lucky hapless man

Caden 2021-12-24 08:01:53

DAVID is a hapless middle-aged man.
The point is that he is boring.
I started to be bald, didn’t like sports, had a bulging belly, didn’t know how to be romantic, didn’t know how to accompany my girlfriend, was dumped by my girlfriend, was trampled underfoot by my old classmates in my career, stubborn, unwilling, and incapable Linked to business, there is no interest in life, cheap fast food, watching TV for a few hours a day, sometimes it is DISCOVERY, sometimes it is SpongeBob SquarePants, go to bed on time every night, and drive a broken car around the street every day.
From a dialectical point of view, his boring stereotype directly led to his unlucky life, and his unlucky life made him even more boring.



As a screenwriter, the drama of this play is really a Hollywood model. The editing and photography are quite satisfactory, and the plot is even more of a Hollywood screenwriting book, and you can find a suitable teaching part by turning a page at random.
Cai Kangyong mentioned in "LA Wanderers" that in the first lesson in the United States, he was told by his teacher that the audience went to the movie theater to see those hapless people. The unlucky person who has no good looks, no proud lover, no good job, and even no money to pay utility bills in life. Buying tickets to the cinema is not to see how good people are better than him, but to see how lucky they are. How did someone more unlucky than him stand up?
Therefore, Professor Shen said that American movies are "dreams."


what a shame.
This lovely movie has unconventional laughs, a wonderful original soundtrack, and superb technical guarantees. The three lovely chipmunk brothers are so loving, but unfortunately they met such an annoying DAD.


According to the principle of drama development, I waited calmly for the bald and delinquent person to turn over, and the beautiful ex-girlfriend changed his mind. Only the boss with money was punished. The chipmunks finally understood the true meaning of love, and returned to the hut to live with the delinquent boy. Start a moderately happy life with prescribed appetite and prescribed time for watching TV.


In this process, in addition to being electrocuted by the cute chipmunks, he also prayed heartily, and the boy failed in action.
Obviously knowing that even a short loss is just a plot point that makes the plot more beautiful, but I stubbornly loathe this bald fat man. It can be seen how much I hate him.



During the whole process, what did he pay? What has he changed?
He didn't make any effort, but was lucky to steal a basket of bread, and was lucky enough that three passionate and versatile chipmunks ran up on it. This is very unlikely in probability.

As a woman, if I meet such a man in my life, I must stay away from it. Too bad, not interested, it seems that there is no day to turn over, let alone the day when he will become cute.

He has no fitness, no reading, no sense of humor, no romantic feelings, and no daily church visit. The only possibility is that his family’s ancestral grave is well repaired.
If you marry such a man, how terrible!
If you are more unfortunate, you form a family and have a few children. Your children must go to bed at 8 o'clock every day, and can only watch TV for one hour a day. You can’t eat cakes and chocolates (because they are not nutritious), and you can’t go to the dance hall to play. He can't get a lot of delicious food in the supermarket, can't get into his bed with nightmares, can't receive thoughtful gifts on Christmas, he is getting fatter and bald. . . . .
I can only say that you are miserable enough to make two movies.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks quotes

  • Alvin: [running on a tape recorder spool] This kicks a hamster wheel's butt!

  • Alvin: [Theodore crashed a RC car] Why didn't the airbags deploy?

    Simon: Theodore, don't go into the light!

    Theodore: Huh? Phew! Let's do it again!