The shit luck of the four little bastards

Einar 2022-04-21 09:01:04



Well, Bacon's peddling at the beginning of the movie is still predictable with all kinds of puns and slang words. Go back and record it~

Right let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy form the greedy
and those who trust me from the ones who don't
Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping you're up here shoplifting.
You see these goods? You've never seen daylight moonlight Israelites Fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag come on take a bag. I took a bag home last night, it cost me a lot more than ten pound I can tell you.

Hand-made in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney.
It is as long as my arm, and I wish it is as long as something else.


Lines:

~Well if you got it you got it.

~It's all a deceptive facade.

~Guns for show, knives for a Pro.

~You have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.

~All in good time. All in good time.

~Here is one more thing. It has been emotional.

~What's his number? More


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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes

  • Dean: [after seeing Gary holding a candle under the house owner's feet] Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?

    Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!

    Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?

  • Barry the Baptist: [answering his phone] What?

    Dean: I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry!

    Barry the Baptist: Did you get those guns?

    Dean: You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?

    [calling out to a delirious Gary]

    Dean: Gary? Gary?

    Barry the Baptist: I said, did you get those guns?

    Dean: YES, WE GOT THEM!

    Barry the Baptist: Good, I'll speak to you later

    [hangs up the phone]

    Dean: Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now mate okay?

    [turning his attention back to Barry]

    Dean: Barry? Barry? Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard!