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There are no bad things, and there are no good things.
Jamaal 2022-04-21 09:01:04
Ring entrance, sophisticated structure. In the hilarious laughter, you can't help thinking that so many coincidences can be concentrated into one story, and that's all the credit of the script. In life, in a short period of time, there may not be such a coincidental plot, but in a lifetime, in fact, such farces and coincidences are almost never interrupted, right? When you don't get something, you desperately want to get it, and you get something, but it is not what you want at the time, until you lose it and regret it; when you are young, you have health and time but lack of life. You have a sense of value, so you pursue the so-called success, fame and fortune, everything that everyone is pursuing, until you are old, you start to recall the past, and recall your young self at that time; when you want to achieve something, you must be tortured by ambition and competition, but When life has nothing to do with the pressure of survival, it is very close to the feeling of boredom; when you are just able to do your job well, you are promoted, so you have always been misrepresented, and everything is caught off guard. Is it a siege, fate, God's joke?
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
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Gary: So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.
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Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Bacon: So how long do you have to wait for a return?
Tom: Probably no more than four weeks.
Bacon: Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?
Tom: Well it was still a good idea.