movies, ghosts, farts and others

Cathy 2022-04-20 09:01:02

When I watched "Two Smoking Guns" today, I realized that I had seen this movie a few years ago. I really don't understand what I was thinking when I watched it. Why is such a wonderful movie? Can it be forgotten so easily? It seems that my mind was not on the movie at that time, but on the people who watched the movie with me. Without further ado, the plot of "Two Smoking Guns" is too cleverly designed, and its appearance shatters the previous remarks that "every movie will have a love theme more or less". There is not a single heroine in "Two Smoking Guns", and the only female is still a dispensable role in the play. I really want to say that making a movie is so otherworldly, it's amazing!
The ending of the movie is simply a stroke of genius, but at the same time it is also an ending that makes people beat their chests and scold the director's mother after watching it. Don't expect me to tell you what the content is, I'm really waiting for you to scold me! I just think that this director is on par with the one from Pulp Fiction, and they are both radiant geniuses. The one in Pulp Fiction played with the structure of the film's narrative, while the director made the protagonist encounter countless dangerous coincidences, controlled the rhythm of the film with perfection, and then arranged a very uncertain scene in the breath of the audience. ending. The various plots that have appeared one after another during this period are superb, like ghosts, and more like the game in the mountains than the quiet and soothing movies. Besides the excitement, people have a fresh adventure experience. I really don't know how long the director and screenwriter's head is, how can they come up with such a story? It is truly admirable that they are thrown to the ground!
Wait, I think I'm too excited... At times like this, my emptiness rises, turbidness sinks, and my mind becomes hot, and I often can't evaluate a thing very objectively. But it doesn't really matter, right? I just wanted to express my excitement. I am Grandma Liu, who has just entered the Grand View Garden. New things can make me ecstatic. Everyone, what are you going to do with me? Don't don't don't...don't think about it, hurry up and look for this movie and see it! Auntie dreamed that she could be as cunning as a ghost, elusive! However, this skill is not something that everyone can learn, and it is probably not enough without the courage to break through and stand up.
It was very interesting to see an advertisement a few days ago. The advertisement said that the qualifications for the enclave art workshop are as follows: those who do not want to go to college, those who do not want to go to college, those who have gone to college, those who are thinking of going to college, who have eaten expired milk and Poisoned people, simple, romantic people who are not familiar with the world, people who have become teachers but still want to be students, people who have been maimed by a soul engineer and want to fly, people with painting ambitions, people with angular temperament , People who use painting to heal their wounds, people who use art to save the world, people who use culture to strengthen their country...
This advertisement is more or less broken. If it had a branch in Haifeng, my aunt would have signed up. Oops, I accidentally got involved in this advertisement, if everyone doesn't like it, I will fart in public. Recently, I heard Liang Wendao talk about shit and urine, auntie, I have been holding back my fart and I am unhappy! Unleash them all today -
eh... how cool!
Watching "Two Smoking Guns" is as cool as farting. Believe it or not, you have two choices in front of you, either you fart or watch "Two Smoking Guns". If you choose neither, you say you don't want to enjoy it, what else can I say? Stay aside, don't get in the way of your aunt's farting.

View more about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels reviews

Extended Reading
  • Kaelyn 2021-10-20 18:59:07

    I think the little gangsters in this movie are pretty stylish.

  • Ellen 2022-03-22 09:01:03

    The British accent always makes people feel like singing...Most of them are structural and physical pleasures, and what the director wants to say is very ordinary.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes

  • Gary: So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?

    Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.

    Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.

    Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.

  • Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

    Bacon: So how long do you have to wait for a return?

    Tom: Probably no more than four weeks.

    Bacon: Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?

    Tom: Well it was still a good idea.