That's nine hundred pounds in any shop, and now you're complaining about two hundred pounds? Where did you study economics?
You've been smoking so much weed, you're lucky enough to find a dick when you pee.
Golf, the best way to spoil the fun of a walk. - The best explanation for Churchill
's odds is that it won't win at all.
What was the safest business in the world a minute ago is now a battleground of bullets.
Assumption is the brother of all stupid things.
Guns are just for show, and knives are really useful.
I don't know which to be more afraid of, the robbery or your past.
The entire British Empire was built on tea.
If you dare to lie, or I think you are lying, I will kill you.
Measured by a scale, it's more trouble than the fucking Mount Everest.
When you dance with the devil, you just have to wait for the music to stop.
I want to light up the grey sky of London.
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