Don't take it seriously

Buford 2022-04-23 07:01:04

In such a sultry afternoon, LZ and Wuwubi's ability to talk and talk is comparable to the three good oils of Gintama, and join the cinema to watch Spider-Man. Maybe it was the afternoon of the working day, so there were not many people. When the lights came on at the end of the movie, LZ and others were ashamed to find that a total of ten audiences were distributed around LZ and others, including the screening halls in more than 400 locations, and there were many more. A primary school junior high school student. This is nothing, but LZ just emphasized that we are a group of people who love to complain, and it is not necessary to say how cool it is to complain while watching a movie, so LZ and others sounded in the huge theater. 's rant. . . (Good boy, don’t learn!)

The plot has nothing to say, overall it’s smooth, the heroine is frank and unpretentious, the fighting scenes are hearty, the 3D effect is also good, and when Spider-Man is flying around high-rise buildings, LZ and good oil Several times I almost thought that foot was going to smear our bear face. . . The protective actions are all done.... Recall the points we complained as follows:

1. When Spider-Man was knocked down by the police and lay on the ground, LZ and the oil on the left of LZ said invariably: "Ass So up!" Then our focus never left the male lead's small buttocks.

2. Say good tattoo man! The male protagonist began to transform into Spider-Man because his uncle was killed by a tattooed man, catching bad guys everywhere. but! Yes! Didn't catch it until the end! ! ! It is said that the male protagonist has even killed the boss who is a lizard man, how can he not even find a tattooed man! ! ! Tattooed man, how cautious are you after committing a crime! ! ! Writer how forgetful you are! ! ! It's not like the second, third, and fourth volumes, you can find this tattooed man again! ! ! Don't worry about such a small character! ! ! Wouldn't it be better to solve it early and give an explanation to the kind uncle! ! ! Or actually the tattooed man is the ultimate boss! ! ! !

3. The heroine's face...is really old, where can I tell that she is a 17-year-old high school student! ! ! (I don't mean to target the actors) Well, even if Europeans and Americans have this look, compared to the heroine, LZ and LZ's good motor oil are more interested in the glasses girl who bravely helped on the basketball court! ! ! Looks so fresh! ! We all once expected the sister paper to take off the glasses, and then be with the male lead, or have a bloody love triangle! ! ! Otherwise, director, what are you doing with so many shots for that girl! Does anyone feel the same way as LZ? !

4. The male protagonist was injured when he was rushing to the XX building (that is, the final battle site), and he couldn't swing it with spider silk for a while, but why did the uncle the construction worker swing as soon as he drove the crane, as if he had never been injured? ? ! Are the male protagonists really open creatures! ! ! By the way, the uncle who drives the crane is so handsome! That scene was so moving!

5. Since we talked about Uncle Crane, let's talk about his son by the way. The male protagonist took off his hood while rescuing Uncle Crane's son... Hey, is this really good for you! You were a wanted criminal back then! Is it really okay to show your face so easily?

6. Since we are talking about the headgear (or should it be called a mask? = =)... I saw that you took it off directly, but why is the headgear and the neck connected to the neck when the close-up is fully armed... ...Is the world in the movie really so advanced that even the traces can be hidden ... Speaking of clothes, LZ has not seen the previous Spider-Man, but this Spider-Man's clothes, He made it himself! Hand sewn! Such a thrifty and ingenious male protagonist! Speaking of which, can the headgear breathe smoothly without leaving two holes for the nose... Well, I'll take it as a high-tech, so what, a breathing cloth? = =

7. There is also a scene where Spider-Man is threatened, and then takes off his coat... Nima, are you wearing that tights as thermal underwear! Have you prepared several sets to wear every day? ! When the lizard man attacked the campus, Nima, you ran to change your clothes again! Aren't you wearing a coat! Swollen and turned into a bag again! Is it too hot to take off the thermal underwear?

8. When the lizard man confronted the police, he tore off all his clothes and started to make trouble everywhere. Since he was a mutated lizard (similar to a dinosaur), he didn't see anything when he looked at it. In the end, he used the antidote and started to return to his original state. That middle-aged handsome man After the uncle saved Spider-Man's life, he lay weakly on the ground, and the original lizard's skin began to return to its original state. When LZ was deeply moved by the scene of the BOSS turning his back on evil, the good oil on the right of LZ said: "Hey, wouldn't it become naked after recovery?"......The beautiful scene suddenly collapsed.

9. When the heroine's father already knew the identity of the male protagonist and asked the heroine to retreat from the area of ​​responsibility as a policeman to fight against the lizard man, the heroine said to the father: "Protect him well and don't let him get hurt" (probably In that way, he means the male protagonist), my good motor oil friends and I immediately tut, tut, tut, how cold the father's heart should be, this is the water splashed by the married daughter (oh, actually I have n't married yet = =)

10. Does anyone really think that after the tragic death of the heroine's father, Spider-Man stands on a high place and looks into the distance... It's very similar to... um.... a bad ending BL movie...

11. In the end, Spider-Man became a hero, and then a big spider was painted on a certain wall = = I felt creepy all of a sudden, LZ good oil directly complained: Isn't this like a cult Organizing... Later, the heroine called her the leader's wife OTZ = =


In short, this is a very good entertainment blockbuster popcorn movie, so don't have too many requirements, just watch the joy , LZ is not a die-hard fan of the original Spider-Man movie and has not read the comics, and the complaints are only for part of the plot, just for fun, everyone, don't be serious. It's okay to go to the cinema. PS: LZ wanted to see if there were any Easter eggs, but as soon as the movie was over, the screen went black, and the staff just closed it, I'll go! When I came back and saw the comments, it was indeed Walker with Easter eggs! However, many things in the movie have not been explained clearly, and it is no surprise that a sequel will be made. In short, the movie is not bad, and the small buttocks of the male protagonist are worth the ticket price. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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The Amazing Spider-Man quotes

  • The Lizard: Poor Peter Parker. No father. No mother. No uncle. You're all alone.

    George Stacy: He's not alone.

    [Stacy fires at the Lizard]

  • Gwen Stacy: Sorry, Dad. I can't, um, have cocoa right now, because I'm work... I'm doing this, um... I have, uh... cramps. I feel kinda pukey and... just emotional. I keep crying. It's brutal. You don't want to know.