Failed diaosi, fresh and full

Ona 2022-04-21 09:01:07

Spoilers below, be careful.

However, what's the spoiler for this kind of film? Personally, I think the characters show "I'm a villain", "I'm going to die", "I'm a friend" as soon as they



appear I watched the movie three times in a row... For
the next two or three years, I couldn't stand Toby's increasingly fat figure, and the self-abuse-style foolish idea of ​​"the greater the power, the greater the responsibility", and the infinite setting of the heroine cheating. Sure, that's it.

This time I went to see the new Spider-Man because I was so nervous during the domestic protection month in July and August. After watching Batman, I was always depressed and tangled. Let’s go and watch this youth idol drama. It's not the tone of the Twilight series~~~

Generally speaking, the 3D effect is only felt when traveling through the city from the perspective of the little spider, and I really don't feel anything at other times.

But the plot really sucks. If you don't like this kind of film, you will lose if you are serious, but I really can't hold back.

New York's sewers are a selling point. In Batman, Bane's underground army is in the sewers, and the lizardmen are lurking in the sewers to build a high-tech laboratory - I saw a liquid chromatography ~~~ It seems to be WATERS, and the sewers really are After the garage, the place where the second-ranked talents come out in large numbers, what is Haval's

mad horse~~~ Garfield's Spider-Man has no Toby's aura at all, and he smiles at will and makes the country and the city allure... The spider with a schoolbag on his back, The little spider who buys eggs with his schoolbag on his back, the little spider who plays mobile games on the spider, complains when he catches a bad guy, that cute figure, that cute vibrato, the old lady was killed in seconds, the


police father-in-law just found out his son-in-law's identity , let them go immediately... It can be seen that it is the same in any country if there is a way to clear it...

Garfield was shot in the foot and limped towards the building. At that time, the theater laughed again and again, so swollen like Liu Xiang GG London Olympics Show ah~~~ Could it be that Liu Xiang is a reference...

The people of New York used a crane to build a road leading to a decisive battle for spiders. Although it is very sensational, when I think of it, its essence is just the righteousness of "I will drive the road, and I will send you to my death"... and your father-in-law, your police force is here at the moment. Where... When I was chasing your son-in-law just now, the helicopter, bulletproof car, sniper rifle, wasn't it a very luxurious lineup... As

the so-called married daughter poured out the water, before the decisive battle, the heroine asked the father to protect the hero and come back alive, Thinking with your toes, you can understand that both the male protagonist and the boss are perverts... Your father is a mortal person, and the most likely one is your

father~~~ Father-in-law, you must be a fan of Jin Yong, you must have seen it The story of Yi Tian Tu Long Ji, before he died, he forced Zhou Zhiruo to make a poisonous oath to force the spider to give up his daughter, and he almost reduced the Xiaoqing drama to Qiong Yao drama all at once.

After the father-in-law hangs up, he pulls the panorama all at once, and the spider DD is standing beside his father-in-law, just like Batman The Dark Knight In the end, Batman feels like he is taking the blame for the light knight~~~

If the father-in-law's curse is placed on Toby The version of Spider-Man will definitely be successful, but our Garfield Spider is a little fresh, Xiao Qing is a scholar, and a reader can drill holes~~ I

look forward to a series, even if there are many loopholes in the plot, as long as there is God Garfield Horse plots are acceptable.

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The Amazing Spider-Man quotes

  • The Lizard: Poor Peter Parker. No father. No mother. No uncle. You're all alone.

    George Stacy: He's not alone.

    [Stacy fires at the Lizard]

  • Gwen Stacy: Sorry, Dad. I can't, um, have cocoa right now, because I'm work... I'm doing this, um... I have, uh... cramps. I feel kinda pukey and... just emotional. I keep crying. It's brutal. You don't want to know.