magically boring spiderman

Casey 2022-04-20 09:01:04

Republishing a juvenile version of Spider-Man story every few years not only shows how big the comic film market is, but also shows that the generation gap exists every year. Of course, youth movies can't be taken seriously, otherwise you will think that high school students are skateboarding, inventing, photographing, flying, and they can get a real girl... In the end, they saved a New York City, like myself Just go shit. The special effects of the film, like its plot, are not original. After a period of time, you will forget the plot and visual effects. Maybe the last thing you remember is that there are many parts that are repeated with the old version of "Spider-Man": For example, Spider-Man's rough landing method at any time, such as Uncle Ben said around the flower: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility" (this time it is true!), such as Peter Parker's photography hobby who also likes to take pictures secretly, For example, the villain fights with his inner demon... It's a magical superfluous Spider-Man after so many repetitions!
Speaking of special effects, there is only one action scene during the day in the whole film, and it is still fighting in several dozen square school rooms. When the audience is an idiot! Occasionally flying in the air in slow motion looks okay, but unfortunately the whole film is not worth much.
The actor Martin Sheen, who can really perform in this film, was killed by a thief at the beginning of the film. When Sally Field, who played Forrest Gump's mother, played Aunt Peter, she just showed the way she treated mentally handicapped children in old age, and she just didn't say "life is like a box of spider-shaped chocolates". The script doesn't blame her acting level. According to the script, she can only stay at home, watch TV and wait for Peter to buy some organic eggs to go home, and then show to his new scars, "At that time, I Shocked!" expression.
The emotional scene between the two teenage protagonists has no chemistry. I don't bother to type and complain about this. Even the love between the hippopotamus and the giraffe in "Madagascar" is much more interesting than this pair of brats.
Likewise, there is no surprising scene or plot in the whole film, and everything is expected. When the heroine was hiding in the ventilation duct, the audience could imagine with their heels that the lizardmen would suddenly show their faces to frighten her and the audience who were distracted. When the heroine's police father took the antidote and went upstairs to catch the lizardmen, the audience could use their toes to think that he should have shit next. The only unexpected little surprise in the whole film is the scene where the guinea pig that failed the experiment is eating the same kind of footage. In addition, the whole film is completely lackluster, um huh, The Amazing Boring Spiderman.
The only thing I gained from watching this film was that I exercised my ability to complain in this short article.

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The Amazing Spider-Man quotes

  • George Stacy: So 38 of New York's finest versus one guy in a unitard. Am I correct?

  • Philip Stacy: Did you catch that spider guy yet?

    George Stacy: No, we didn't catch him yet. But we will. An amateur who's assaulting civilians in the dead of night. He's clumsy, he leaves clues, but he's still dangerous.

    Peter Parker: He's assault - He's assaulting people? I'm not sure. I mean, I saw that video with him and the car thief and I think most people would say he was providing a public service.

    George Stacy: Most people would be wrong. If I wanted the car thief off the street, he'd already be off the street.

    Peter Parker: So, why wasn't he, then?