The plot is old-fashioned, the jokes and the plot are always the same

Sheridan 2022-04-21 09:01:08

If you want to watch the plot, you can sleep within 10 minutes of the opening. Believe me, the plot you made up on your own must be much more exciting than this one.

If you want to see a joke, don't wait for 10 minutes, just watch the trailer, the new and not so old jokes are already in the
same joke, the first time you see it, laugh, and the
second time you see it creatively, Smile, if you have a memory,
you can't be so insincere when you try to find old jokes that have been chewed twenty or thirty times by different movies to refill
popcorn movies!

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Ted quotes

  • Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

    Ted: Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

    Donny: Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

    John: What?

    Ted: Excuse me?

    Robert: I want it.

    Ted: [defensively] Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

    John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

    Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

    John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?

  • Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.