Completely subvert the cute and youthful image of teddy bear~~

Bianka 2022-04-19 09:01:09

No matter in Africa or the United States, there are unwelcome children everywhere in the world. They are lonely and pitiful without friends, so their parents gave them a teddy bear on Christmas morning to soothe their young wounded hearts. We all express that we can deeply understand! The child liked the teddy bear very much, regarded it as his only companion, and made a wish that he could live to speak. As a result, the teddy bear could talk the next morning! Do you think this is GC? Of course it's going to be a cause for concern, and various news stations and entertainment shows are inviting teddy bears to record, but as the movie says, no matter how much a person makes a splash in the world, sooner or later he or she or it will Forgotten, so this story begins 27 years after John and Teddy Bear lived together! The happy tidbits of various growth stages at the beginning of the film, each of which is a pistachio, don't miss it!

A good friend and partner who used to be with you, but it will become a problem with age. The key is that this teddy bear does not maintain a youthful and cute image. Passed the customs inspection for carrying drugs, smoked marijuana at home, watched all kinds of spoof movies, and learned to recruit prostitutes. What’s even more unbearable is the fact that there are poops on the floor of the house... Although those prostitutes The appearance is not bad! The more important problem is that the teddy bear has always been in John's life. The 35-year-old John has always been like a small child. He has all kinds of humor and pistachios, but he always faces the problem of marrying and living with a beautiful girlfriend. The teddy bear always tricks John into smoking marijuana and watching movies during work hours, and also makes up the story of John's girlfriend as a reason for taking leave. It seems that the threesome can't go on! The teddy bear who moved out was a little disappointed, and called John to come to the party, and their mutual idol Flying Man was also there, but this ruined the company anniversary that John promised his girlfriend to attend, and then all kinds of quarrels and saliva! In the end, of course, there must be a dramatic reversal to solve the problem! After confessing at the concert and jointly rescuing the teddy bear that was captured by the pervert, naturally the two were reconciled as before. But will the shredded teddy bear come to life? The cheating subtitle team actually lied to me and said that the funeral of the teddy bear is behind it, there is nothing to watch! ! Is there such a fool!

I don't particularly like the type of heroine, the eyes are too deep and the circles are too dark. The girls in the company who played her are more eye-catching. The part where the teddy bear goes to work in the supermarket is also super spoof, the wife who humiliated the boss was hired smoothly, flirted with the new cashier at the counter, and messed around in the warehouse (you read that right) and got promoted, very vulgar and very vulgar Spoof, completely subvert your impression of teddy bears! Favorite scenes: John and Teddy face the fish swimming in the aquarium, discussing about moving out; the party where the Flying Man came to break up the relationship between John and his girlfriend; The fight where Dickie was looking for John to help him get his girlfriend back. In the end, the teddy bear is kidnapped and rescued is an old routine! A lighthearted comedy!

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Ted quotes

  • Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

    Ted: Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

    Donny: Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

    John: What?

    Ted: Excuse me?

    Robert: I want it.

    Ted: [defensively] Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

    John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

    Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

    John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?

  • Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.