Why not learn Occlumency?

Jeffrey 2022-04-20 09:01:06

It was actually quite a disappointing viewing experience.

A good place to say first:

The themes of rebellion and hope will never go out of style

The special effects of space battle are very good, it is very cool to watch

R2D2's Memories Killed my tears quite accurately.

During the viewing process, I have been confidently making predictions about the plot, and it turned out that it was all poisonous milk... Arranged as follows:

Finally arranged a lunch box for Princess Leia, so that I don't have to burn money to do CG in the future! They have already flown into space, they must be dead, and they can't fly back again.

That middle-aged woman looked like a class teacher, she didn't have a plan to take action, she would only talk empty words, 80% of which was a traitor!

Bo's plan is sure to succeed! Wasn't this kind of routine before, it will definitely succeed at the last second! (As a result, this face slap caused a big crit to me, which directly caused me to feel a very useless feeling when I looked down)

Is this Princess Leia fake? That middle-aged woman must be a traitor, right? (haven't given up hope yet)

Although this thief looks like a fool, he must be a good guy, right? You see he gave the necklace back

This four-legged beast was driven by the thief, I knew he was a good guy!

I knew Kylo Ren could be a good guy! He killed Snook! (It’s not enough for one time. Now there are two people who think they can influence Kylo Ren, but they failed. As an audience, I feel very tired. Juice confident, same as Palpatine)

Poe, you can't be cowardly, why are you withdrawing? You see Finn is going to sacrifice himself to save everyone! Although it is a pity to receive a bento in the second part, but the death is very kind, very tragic! Poe is going to be slapped in the face!

(Finn is really powerless to complain after being hit by Ross. Ross wants to save his lover. But the chicken soup after that is really KY, girl, why don't you purify the world with love)

At one time, I thought that Kylo Ren could be with Rey, and then Finn and Ross were together, just to form two pairs of CPs, but now it has become a love triangle, which is very good, I am afraid that this time no one will be brother and sister with whom.

These turning points... how should I put it, there is a feeling of not playing cards according to the routine and forcibly creating twists and turns. Although the movie is fully supported, I personally feel very annoying, maybe my aesthetic level is still too low.

Next up are some small rants

When Luke rejected Rey, didn't he think that he was rejected by Yoda in the same way? Wouldn't you compare your heart to your heart? Do people become such stubborn and awkward characters when they get old?

That hole in the dark force is weird

Luke blocked the enemy with his own projection, giving the rebels hope and a chance to escape, but how did he know that the rebels would be able to escape? There is a lot of luck in the rebels finding the exit and Rey's rush to remove the stone. Although this seems to be twists and turns, it makes people doubt the rationality of Luke's approach.

When someone else finishes watching the Star Wars trilogy, I can confidently tell them: These people did not lead a happy life, and they were tossed to the point of old age and then all died hahaha. (So ​​Disney’s filmmaking method is really unkind (crying))

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Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi quotes

  • Captain Peavey: He's going for the dreadnaught.

    General Hux: Ha. He's insane.

  • General Hux: Finish this? Who do you think you're talking to? You presumed to command my army. Our Supreme Leader is dead! We have no ruler!

    Kylo Ren: [Force chokes Hux] The Supreme Leader is dead!

    General Hux: [Choking] Long live the Supreme Leader.