From the level bombing of dense formations (ball bombs falling freely in space, um! German flavor), cheap to the jaw-dropping luke polished sword, leia flesh eva (aka Disney's test of the super hero universe) : the unbelievable princess), the eighteen-hour "Come after me, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe", an extremely blunt story of finding someone to unlock, a boss who is more aggrieved than count dooku, and finally The bridge section of the grave hoth. This film seems to be a 14-year-old rich second generation who is eager for recognition and wants to seek the approval of his parents (how can Star Wars be without a father) through movies, but he is not willing to start it in a regular manner, so he forced his own free style to explain who It is the chosen one of modern times.
Luke's midlife crisis-like collapse is infuriating. He is the chosen son, the apprentice of obiwan and yoda, the savior of the republic, the founder of a new generation, and an idol printed on countless T-shirts. He didn't know that the apprentices of the Skywalker family had to become bad first in order to become better at a critical moment? Obiwan has shown him the plot by hand, and he is still the protagonist of the turnaround scene. Maybe the extended universe unfolds in more detail, but the movie is just ridiculous!
Looking for the code breaker section is also inexplicable. The middle part of every trilogy has to get such a single brush rpg. The clone's kamino and the Empire Strikes back's dagobah both make sense, but this casino is wtf omg bbq?
What the hell is a snoke, the grey bosses in xcom (if there is one) are better than this -_- You can't talk! Don't stick yourself to death with a flag. And what happened to your imperial guards, all of them possessed by Sanada Yukimura can fight like this. Such a long battle scene is confusing, highlighting the weakness of the new generation? ? ?
The last one has to be done. The old sister is just the brightest star in the sky. Can't say it on the ground. At the time of hoth, there were still operations such as foxholes and a wing set atat. This... helms deep at the end? The elves who survived the first era climbed the city wall in the rain, thinking back to the days when they fought side by side with humans against Sauron, the old king Rohan dressed up for the last time and went out of the city...come on man, i thought independence day 2 was bad.
The story frame is like a freshman who took a high at the end of the term and was caught by the door on the way back to the dormitory, and was shocked to find that there was a large paper of creative writing. When the big paper of creative writing was not moved, the gunman who spent 99 dollars to find it on Weibo used a big hand. time to break out. Beneath this is unbridled apocalyptic fan service and sleazy humor. It's not that idols can't collapse, that the plot can't be reversed, that it's not that they can't highlight small characters, that's not that people who use swords have to be dicks, I just want to be able to justify myself. The set for the final scene is actually pretty decent, but when I think about the nightmarish giant-eyed boy who fills the newsstands at airports in North America, I can't believe there's an art director on it. In fact, there are still advantages. As a myth buster, it is not bad. The doubts in my heart for many years have been answered: atst's bastard shell is really a decoration, and it will bump into things when it is in hyper space!
There's also a possibility that I'm getting old...I like the clone trilogy, and then I learned that the previous generation sneered at the three. Probably each generation prefers its own era of Star Wars. How I wish rey held kylo's hand and became the anti-disney prince and princess, and everyone shivers under tyranny ever and after (also for the love of star _s, spare me of that hoth knockoff crap). The era of gracefully waving the light saber is long over, and the last jedi departs on the dagobah.
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