Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
In the name of the statutes and laws of the great nation of France, I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. Yuri, the trainer who trains.
[Clouseau unmasks Yuri; the guests gasp]
Palais Reporter:
And who are you?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau unmasks himself]
I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
Yuri:
Gluant was nothing! I drew up the plays. He takes credit for brilliant French defense which I gave him and treats me like I'm dead. Okay, fine. Now he is dead from Chinese poison.
[the crowd gasps in shock]
Ponton:
Inspector, what made you think it was him?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
But, Ponton, think back. You were there.
[Flashback to Ms. Yu's interrogation]
Yu:
[in subtitled Chinese]
Why do you bother me? Why did you bring me down here? I'm busy. The soccer coach was killed with Chinese poison. You should look for soccer trainers. They are required to have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
She was right, of course. According to Statute 87223, every trainer of the National soccer team must have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
[Flashback to Yves Gluant's murder]
This made it easy for him to murder Gluant.
Palais Reporter:
And Bizu?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Simple. Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant. So Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himself killed.
Bizu:
[Flashback to Bizu's murder]
Oh, it's you.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
A stunning shot to the head burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
But Yuri is a soccer trainer. That shot was made by an expert marksman.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
But Chief Inspector, I'm sure you're familiar with Russian Army statute 611.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
Well, of course.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
All members must be expert marksmen...
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
Expert marksmen.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
...and understand the location of the occipital...
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
Occipital lobe, of course.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Yes.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
Very true.
