Roughly translate the last part.
Is this story a fucking waste of my time with a lie? I really want to beat the author.
I want to try the same method with my girlfriend.
"Honey, I went to the store yesterday to buy you a present and was kidnapped by a unicorn. I was taken to a magical island full of perfume flowers and lipstick bushes. I killed the unicorn later Beast, a pterodactyl grabbed my back and escaped, and it was breakfast time today."
"Oh, you don't like this story? Let's change it, I went to the bar last night to soak in the night. , and went to her house with a little lady."
"I have told you two stories, both explaining why I didn't come home last night. In both stories, my back was scratched, There is lipstick on the face and neck, and the body smells of perfume."
Which of these two stories do you believe more? Do you still believe in God?
Painful to sit through, 25 November 2012
Author: psheehan78 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
This is a three hour movie but you'll swear you were in the theater for at least 12. I don't normally mind long movies but this one was pretty slow and boring. My sister fell asleep for half of it but my brother and I were not as fortunate. There were some sporadic entertaining parts and the 3D had it's moments but that's no reason to torture yourself for the other 2 1/2 hours. Just when you think the movie is about to wrap up, the guy starts telling another story! I almost walked out right then and actually wish I did because the ending is what really made me feel cheated.
*Spoiler* So you're telling me the entire story you just wasted my time with was a complete lie? I felt bad for the guy that was following him around all over the place listening to his BS for hours and hours. I think I would've probably punched him in the face. I have a history of missing the point of these artistic movies but I don't understand how lying about what happened when you got shipwrecked makes anyone closer to God.
I'm going to use this technique on my girlfriend.
Honey, I went to the store to buy you a gift when I was kidnapped by a unicorn that flew me to a magical island with perfume flowers and lipstick bushes. Then I killed the unicorn and escaped on a giant pterodactyl that scratched up my back and dropped me off just in time for breakfast.
Oh, you don't like that story? How about, I went to the bar, got wasted and went home with some other chick last night?
I've told you two stories that both result in me not coming home last night. Both stories end with me having a scratched back, lipstick on my face and neck, and smelling of perfume.
Which story would you prefer? Do you believe in god now?
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