So I didn't hold out much hope, but after reading it, I found that it was better than expected.
Or a lot better, the main reason is that the rhythm of this film is really good.
From the plot point of view, it's just a trousers pocket, but as far as my personal habits are concerned, if a film's plot is protracted, then even if its logic is impeccable, the characters are full of characters, I can only praise and wander around the world and then make a cross-and Just like reading the text, I have abandoned many good texts like this. But if it succeeds in grabbing my attention and making me desperately want to know what happened after that, then I can go back and think about the logical problem, and talk about it for a while.
What's more, the logic of this film is not that level of anger and resentment, it just makes people want to complain.
For example, when they realized that something big might be about to happen, the first reaction of the leaders was to cover and see if they could quietly smooth things out.
But aren't all American movies this kind of shit? It's been like this since the Piranha N years ago. The leaders hesitated when they thought that publicizing it now might cause panic and economic losses (the latter is more important).
And don't just talk about the movie, there is no previous generation in the present, and there are often people in the show. Right.
For another example, Americans really dare to play.
Let's put it this way, if a Jurassic theme park like this opened, and it's full of living creatures instead of photoelectric shows, I wouldn't go even if I was given a VIP ticket.
People still have to be afraid of nature or the unknown to some extent. It doesn't mean that they must respect it, but they must be afraid. Science and technology is prosperous, listen to it, and make a fortune in silence. If you really think it is a good word, it is a pattern, and dinosaurs are so fun? Is that for play? From the perspective of time, the gap between dinosaurs and dinosaurs is larger than that between dinosaurs and humans. Who do you borrow the confidence to think that you can control such a group of goods? Just because you helped them rebuild their lives?
I said I wouldn't visit this theme park, not because I felt sorry for the animals, like I rejected circus performances, but simply because I was afraid of death...
The mosasaur jumped out of the water and swallowed the shark. , it's worth the 3D fare, and a bunch of kids are still there cheering.
How can I be sure that this thing won't smash through the glass and jam my teeth.
There is also the car that looks like a hamster ball, allowing tourists to sit in it and see dinosaurs up close... Yes, in theory, they are all herbivorous gentle dinosaurs, but herbivorous animals are large, so it doesn't need to worry about it. Attack me, just sit down and this hamster ball will be finished, right?
You all dare to sit here, should you say that you have big hearts or that your assholes are too big to miss your heart.
So starting from the point where the situation got a little out of control, the barrage in my heart never stopped "Oops, fuck".
It's really a new height of death, the protagonist and the dragon are all running wildly on the way to the trough.
When I heard that the amusement facilities were closed "due to a malfunction", the two bear children of the donkey day still had the mind to come to a cross-country race. I have no doubt that this kind of person would still throw a tantrum and demand immediate takeoff after boarding an inspection notice asking passengers to temporarily disembark. That is, the protagonist's halo, otherwise, this behavior will not survive the second episode in the TV series.
Of course, I thought about it later. This kind of movie can torture and kill the supporting roles, and it can cut grass and perform as a group, but it shouldn't be too harsh on children and female characters... The one who was picked up by the pterosaur and then fell into the water. Female assistants are the limit.
The friends who watched the movie together were obviously more open-minded than me. When the male protagonist was trying to figure out whose genes were in the tyrannical dragon, he danced beside me and said, "So smart, there must be some genes!"
I refrained from dunking the drink. If there is human DNA on this thing, then this film has to be upgraded by another level from a grading point of view.
Different from the previous escape films that were purely a battle royale, this time the director has a clear mind and decided to provoke the masses to fight the masses, although I have doubts about how far reptiles can be domesticated. I've seen pet snakes and pet lizards, but I've never seen one who can command snakes and lizards... Besides, from the opening paragraph, it is obvious that the so-called domestication of the male protagonist is just a thought, let the Velociraptor attack him before attacking him. First check for a while whether this thing is a live food or an allied army. With this brain capacity, I want to rely on them to gather fire and tyrannize the dragon, wake up.
As a result, I originally thought that Velociraptor might be timid in the face of the open genetically modified species (in other words, the concept of genetic modification, coupled with the fact that the scientist is obviously Chinese, I can't help but think a little more), but I didn't expect the father of the tyrannosaurus to be timid. There is Velociraptor bloodline in the DNA. These scientists really know how to play. The ones who pick the essence are going up. Should I congratulate them for failing to put a pair of pterosaur arms for Tyrannosaurus Dad?
As a result, the Velociraptor allies jumped back, and the B team who wanted to follow the experience immediately cried and called their mother to throw away their armor and armor. I really don't know how to face it.
Then it's the same old Jurassic series, where the evil pig teammates of one's own side singled out the enemy, kneeling without any suspense, and the protagonist took the opportunity to flee.
After escaping, he ran into the Tyrannosaurus Dad head-on. The hero's halo blessing drove the Velociraptor to jump back again, and was completely crushed by the Tyrannosaurus Dad. The heroine's IQ went online and released the Tyrannosaurus Dad. ——Actually, what I suddenly thought at the time was what would happen if the two fathers saw each other and started having sex on the spot.
This is the duel between Father Beggar and Father Cang. As a result, Father Beggar lost to the new generation and was countered. The surviving Velociraptor remembered the parenting grace of the protagonist at the critical moment, and jumped back again to give Father Cang a restraining skill. The beggar resisted. When 2V1 was inseparable, the Mosasaurus in the water appeared again... Father, ah no, genetically modified tyrannosaurus, pawn.
The ending was a bit interesting. Tyrannosaurus Rex and Velociraptor Wang Ba stared at Mung Bean for a while, then turned and left...they didn't fight again. Does this mean the mysterious respect between pure-blooded creatures?
It's just such a crazy story, but there is still an ending where the embryos are taken away and the dinosaurs in the park are not finally whereabouts. I think darkly, do you want to continue to shoot Jurassic World 2 in the future?
So how do you get around this field? After all, you've scared the tourists out of your head in this one.
Of course, the adventurous spirit of the American people should not be underestimated. My local folks have a cloud, and eating a hundred beans is not too fishy.
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