Feng Gong: Dongbao, what are you thinking?
Ge You: Think of Ge Ling.
Feng Gong: Don't think about it anymore, I'll introduce you to a new friend, Shuanghui ham.
(A few days later)
Feng Gong: Do you still miss Ge Ling?
Ge You: Who is Ge Ling?
Question 1: Why does Ge You not want Ge Ling when he has Shuanghui ham sausage?
Question 2: Why did Ge You use Shuanghui ham sausage?
This is my "Sherlock Holmes" afterthought.
PS: On a whim, I searched for "Shuanghui ham sausage" on Baidu, and I saw this news that ranked third:
"Yellow filth in Shuanghui ham sausage"
(It's really dirty...)
The fifth one is Another piece of news:
"Lead lumps found in Shuanghui ham sausage"
(really hard...)
above.
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