I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the way you talk. "Why don't you wear a rocket-flying device?" "It hurts—my nipples are sensitive." There are two kinds of people in the universe: those who dance and those who don't. You just need to find a woman who is as out of character as you are. Any idea why I do that? --because I like it! Shouldn't you be a super villain like you're a good liar? "Looks like he's getting weaker." "If he's weak, why are you talking in such a low voice?" "I still don't think it's a good idea to split up." "God, you're like an old woman!" "You mean me Wise?" If you dare to touch me, you'll only feel a broken jaw! Every winter solstice my father tells the story of how he got my mother pregnant. When I was a child, my father put me and my sister Gamora in sparring training. Every time she won, my father replaced part of my body with a machine, saying that he wanted me to be as strong as my sister. But always the sister wins. When I kill my sister, I'm going to buy a warship, load up all the weapons of killing, find my father like a dog, and tear him to pieces slowly, piece by piece, until he feels the pain I suffer every day ! I have been around for millions of years and have made many mistakes, but giving birth to you was not one of them. If you are ugly and someone loves you, it must be true love. "How come there are no other animals on this planet?" "This planet is Egg. Dogs don't invite fleas to live on their back." "You're not a flea?" "I'm just a useful flea." Those are stupid names! Are you a professional asshole? When will the "tacit" love between us be dealt with? You always want to win, and I just want a sister. The sea calls to him as history calls to great men. As long as the light on this planet does not go out, neither of us will have to face death. "Will eternity not be boring?" "If there is a purpose, not." I know what kind of person you are, because we are the same kind. I have to achieve the only real purpose of life - to grow, to spread, to cover everything until everything becomes me! If we save the galaxy twice, we'll be able to raise the price! I haven't done a few good things in my life, let me do this! I can only afford to lose one friend today. Sometimes, what you've been looking for all your life is actually right there with you.
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